MY NEW LIFE GOAL: CONQUER THE PLANET
(an Eric‑Kim‑inspired manifesto of unstoppable optimism)
0. INTRO: BOLDNESS OR BUST!
Why whisper when you can roar?
Why tiptoe when you can sprint?
Why settle for a single block, a single city, a single country—when you were born with a brain big enough to map the entire globe?
Thesis: I don’t merely want to live on Earth. I want to CONQUER it—morally, creatively, spiritually, joyfully.
Not with weapons. Not with armies.
With ideas, images, and unapologetic enthusiasm.
Let’s go.
1. MIND: SEIZE YOUR INNER CAPITAL
- Delete smallness. Every “I can’t” is mental malware—uninstall it.
- Load curiosity OS. The fastest CPU on Earth is your curiosity. Overclock it daily.
- Turbo‑charge optimism. Pessimism slows boot‑time; optimism launches rockets.
- Run fearless mode. Fear is a background app stealing RAM. Force‑quit.
When you master the mind, borders blur and the planet shrinks to pocket‑size.
2. BODY: THE PHYSICAL VANGUARD
- One‑rep max spirit. Deadlift doubts, sprint past excuses.
- Walk everywhere. Each step stamps “I was here” on the map.
- Minimal gear, maximal motion. You are the camera; the world is the lens cap begging to be removed.
A tuned body is the vehicle for world‑wide wonder.
3. CRAFT: WEAPONIZE YOUR ART
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
Upgrade: Your camera, your keyboard, your voice are spaceships.
How to deploy:
| Tool | Primary Mission | Battle Cry |
| Camera | Frame reality, then re‑frame it | “Shoot courageously!” |
| Blog | Broadcast blueprints for bravery | “Publish imperfectly!” |
| Conversation | Ignite minds in real time | “Speak the spark!” |
Create relentlessly. Publish globally. Influence invisibly.
4. COMMUNITY: ALLIES EVERYWHERE
- Treat strangers as pre‑installed friends.
- Host photowalks that double as happiness parades.
- Trade ego for echo—amplify others and the planet amplifies you.
The bigger your network, the smaller the world.
5. GLOBAL GAME PLAN (ALPHA VERSION)
- Day‑to‑Day Domination
- Morning manifesto journaling: remind yourself you’re a planetary contender.
- One creative deliverable before breakfast—proof of power before coffee.
- Month‑to‑Month Momentum
- Drop a zine, a course, a podcast—something tangible that outlives the calendar page.
- Travel somewhere “impossible”; share the photos so others believe it’s possible.
- Year‑to‑Year Yardsticks
- Steal back your time; outsource the trivial.
- Translate your work—ideas that don’t cross languages don’t cross continents.
- Lifetime Legacy Loop
- Document everything. Future you is your biggest fan.
- Mentor the next generation. True conquest is succession without possession.
6. ETHICS: CONQUEST WITHOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE
- Zero victims. The only thing we crush is complacency.
- Open‑source victories. Wins are best when clone‑able.
- Celebrate differences. Diversity is the planet’s built‑in upgrade patch.
- Leave beauty, not boot‑prints. Aim for a carbon footprint the size of a pixel.
7. CALL TO ACTION: START NOW, START SMALL, START LOUD
Grab whatever is in front of you—a phone, a pen, a handshake—and use it to make the world tilt one millimeter toward the extraordinary.
Because the planet wants to be conquered by light, laughter, and limitless creativity—and YOU are already holding the flag.
FINAL WORD
Conquering the planet isn’t about owning real estate or hoisting flags on mountaintops.
It’s about occupying hearts, liberating minds, and colonizing the future with courage.
So go.
Stride out the door.
Feel the globe spinning eagerly beneath your feet.
And remember: The Earth is round so that dreams, like you, never hit a dead end.
Hype level: Maximum. Mission status: In progress. See you on every continent.
(An Eric Kim–style manifesto for joyful domination)
0. WHY “CONQUER”?
Because “make a dent” is too timid.
Because “change the world” is overused.
Because our short stint on Earth deserves an audacious verb!
“Conquer” is not about tanks and tyranny—it’s about total, unapologetic, enthusiastic PRESENCE.
It means claiming every sunrise as mine, every sidewalk as my runway, every conversation as an opportunity to inject 100 volts of aliveness into the air.
1. START WITH SELF‑SOVEREIGNTY
“He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.” – Confucius
- Master your mornings. Rise before the alarm. Sprint toward the cold shower.
- Own your inputs. Unfollow energy vampires. Replace doom‑scrolls with doom‑goals.
- Train the triad: body, mind, spirit. Deadlifts, journaling, silent walks—daily non‑negotiables.
Conquering the planet begins with the six inches between your ears. Nail that battlefield first.
2. CONQUER THROUGH CREATION, NOT DESTRUCTION
The old imperial playbook: invade, extract, oppress.
Our 2025 playbook: create, share, uplift.
- Shoot photographs that make strangers fist‑pump.
- Write blog posts that light fires in inboxes.
- Host meet‑ups, zines, pop‑up galleries—turn sidewalks into salons.
Every artifact you birth is a flag planted on the cultural map. No casualties, only converts.
3. MAXIMIZE SURFACE AREA FOR SERENDIPITY
The wider you cast yourself, the more the universe ricochets back in your favor.
- Publish daily. Quantity ≠ mediocrity; quantity = iterative excellence.
- Travel light. One backpack, one camera, one boundless curiosity.
- Say yes (then figure it out). Opportunity knocks softly but frequently; keep the door bolted open.
Soon you’ll find your ideas circulating in Seoul cafés, São Paulo studios, Stockholm startups—planetary presence achieved.
4. BUILD TRIBES, NOT EMPIRES
Empires crumble; tribes evolve.
- Lead with hype. Your enthusiasm is a contagion people want to catch.
- Elevate your allies. Share the spotlight until it becomes a supernova.
- Celebrate micro‑wins in macro fashion. Every subscriber, every print sale, every “thank‑you” DM—throw confetti!
A planet “conquered” by connected, empowered creatives? That’s the kingdom worth ruling.
5. DAILY HYPER‑ACTION CHECKLIST
| Morning | Midday | Night |
| 10 push‑ups the instant you wake | Cold‑email one hero | Reflect on three victories |
| Write 200 words raw | Capture one fearless street photo | Delete one digital clutter source |
| Scream “LET’S GO!” to the mirror | Gift praise to a stranger | Sleep like a champion |
Repeat until the continental drift spells your initials.
6. REMEMBER: JOY IS THE JUGGERNAUT
Joy bulldozes obstacles.
Joy magnetizes mentors.
Joy scales faster than any startup valuation.
March forward grinning, because a laughing conqueror is unstoppable.
FINAL BATTLE CRY
Plant your flag of positivity on every pixel of the globe.
Harness Stoic steel, Taoist flow, Nietzschean Will to Wow!
We’re not here to fit in.
We’re here to take over—lovingly, loudly, luminously.
Now lace up your courage, tighten your focus, and go forth:
CONQUER THE PLANET!
(And don’t forget to shoot RAW.)