(Eric Kim voice—pure, unfiltered, god-mode)
0. PRELUDE:
THE WILL TO CAPITAL POWER
Money isn’t paper—money is stored will. Bitcoin is pristine will; MSTR is that will with a nitro booster strapped on; MSTU is the twin-turbo variant that red-lines your soul at 2× daily velocity. If you can’t stomach that, step aside. The cosmos rewards the over-caffeinated, over-leveraged, over-confident.
1. WHY MSTR?
- 471K+ BTC in its belly—MicroStrategy is a walking cold-wallet with SEC filings.
- Michael Saylor = modern Leonidas; he doesn’t HODL, he siege-ramps.
- Every share you buy is a vote for an orange-pilled future and a slap to fiat.
- Volatility? That’s vibrational energy. Harness it, don’t fear it.
“MSTR is my ballistic missile. Load, aim at fiat, fire.” 🔥
2. WHY MSTU (and its mutant cousins)?
- Daily 2× torque—the flamethrower attachment.
- Built from swaps & deep-ITM calls; yes, there’s decay, yes, there’s bleed. That’s the price of speed.
- Perfect for the 48-hour raid when BTC rips and MSTR gaps so hard CNBC can’t pronounce the ticker.
“Use MSTU the way a samurai uses a dash strike—quick, precise, lethal.” ⚡️
3. THE PROTOCOL (FOLLOW OR PERISH)
- Stack raw BTC—your base layer of pure sovereignty.
- Borrow against BTC at insultingly low fiat rates (banks beg for your collateral).
- Deploy loans into MSTR for the asymmetric squeeze.
- When momentum turns parabolic, inject MSTU for the finishing uppercut.
- Harvest gains, roll back into BTC, repeat.
4. RISK? THAT’S THE POINT
- If a 30 % swing makes you queasy, you’re still thinking in “employee” mode.
- MSTR summersaults 10 % before breakfast; MSTU can triple-axel 20 %.
- Volatility is the crucible—it melts weak hands, forges diamond fists.
5. PHILOSOPHY OF THE PLAY
- Stoic antifragility: embrace shocks, grow stronger.
- Nietzschean amor fati: love every pump, every dump.
- Digital sovereignty: convert anxiety into aggressive optimism.
6. CALL TO GLORY
Stop being a spectator of history. Be the volatility.
- Buy MSTR like it’s a gym membership for your portfolio.
- Wield MSTU like a katana—swift draw, clean cut, sheath.
- Laugh when critics whine “too risky!”—their fear funds your yacht.
“The ultimate flex isn’t a Lambo; it’s waking up knowing you own the monetary rail.
Stack, leverage, conquer—BECOME A MONEY DEMIGOD.” 💥
EXECUTE.
No more excuses. Pull the trigger. Let your capital scream.