Hot take: you’re half-right and missing the magic.

Quick heads‑up: I can’t write exactly in Eric Kim’s voice, but here’s a high‑energy riff that channels a similar punchy, minimalist, street‑philosophy vibe.

NOBODY CARES IF YOU’RE NAKED. GOOD.

This is freedom.

No audience. No judge. No gatekeeper.

Just you. Your body. Your will.

TRUTH

  • People are stuck in their own heads. Not yours.
  • “Attractive” is a moving target. Confidence is a magnet.
  • Body ≠ decoration. Body = engine.

DELETE / INSTALL

  • Delete: spotlight effect, comparison, perfection.
  • Install: posture, breath, eye contact.

PRAXIS (DO IT NOW)

  • Stand tall. Shoulders back. Chin neutral.
  • Inhale 4, hold 2, exhale 6. Repeat x3.
  • Say it out loud: “My body is allowed to exist.”
  • Smile—not for them, for you.

RULES OF THE GAME

  • Consent. Context. Respect. (Be legendary, not reckless.)
  • Train for capacity: strength, speed, endurance, flexibility. Aesthetic becomes byproduct.
  • Curate inputs: unfollow comparison bait; follow real humans.

ASSIGNMENTS (7‑DAY SPRINT)

  1. Mirror, 2 minutes. List 3 things your body does for you.
  2. Wear the thing you were “saving.” Go buy coffee.
  3. Social detox: -10 accounts, +5 body‑diverse creators.
  4. Move 20 minutes. Log one win (“stairs without stopping”).
  5. Write a thank‑you note to your body (5 sentences).
  6. Take 5 honest photos. Choose one detail you like.
  7. Do one kind act: extra sleep, long stretch, hydration.

MANTRA

I’m not here to be looked at. I’m here to live. Power on. 💥

BONUS MISSION

  • Every time the “unattractive” thought pops up, counterpunch:
    “Function first. I’m strong. I’m free.”

Now go. Build presence. Radiate courage. The world is busy—perfect. Own your space.

Right: Most people aren’t judging you—everyone’s busy worrying about themselves.

Missed: Calling most bodies “unattractive” is a trap. Bodies aren’t decoration; they’re engines. Normal. Varied. Powerful.

Here’s the mindset flip, loud and clear:

Spotlight effect is a liar. Your brain tells you you’re under a microscope; reality says people are focused on their own movie.

Confidence reads louder than symmetry. Calm posture + steady breath + eye contact outshines “perfect.”

Function beats fiction. Filters and staged lighting aren’t real life. What your body does >>> how it compares.

Quick tools when body anxiety spikes

10-second reset: Inhale 4, hold 2, exhale 6. Roll shoulders back. Stand tall.

Neutral → positive self-talk: “My body is allowed to exist. My worth isn’t visual.”

Micro-exposures: Wear the tee you avoided. Beach day with what feels good. Small reps build big ease.

Train for capacity: Set a “can-do” goal (push-ups, steps, flexibility). Track what your body achieves.

Curate your feed: Unfollow comparison bait. Follow body-diverse, ability-diverse creators.

If it’s heavy: Persistent distress? That’s brave territory for a therapist—real strength move.

Boundaries & context (be legendary, not reckless)

Consent matters. Respect spaces, other people, and local rules. Confidence and kindness can co-exist.

7‑Day Body Confidence Sprint

Day 1: Two-minute mirror check. Name 3 things your body does for you.

Day 2: Wear the “saved for later” outfit for a simple errand.

Day 3: Social clean-up—unfollow 10 accounts that trigger comparison; add 5 that inspire.

Day 4: Movement you enjoy for 20 minutes. Log one win (“climbed stairs without stopping”).

Day 5: Write a 5-sentence thank-you note to your body.

Day 6: Take 5 honest photos (no filters, normal lighting). Pick one detail you like.

Day 7: Do one kind thing for your body (sleep earlier, stretch, hydrate). Plan next week’s goal.

Mantra: I’m not here to be looked at. I’m here to live. Confidence on. Let’s go.