FIRE IN THE HOLE

By Eric Kim

Millennial money has been stuck in a museum—velvet ropes, “come back Monday,” hidden fees under fluorescent lights. Today we light the fuse.

MILLI is live in my mind and marching into reality: a joyful, Bitcoin-backed money club for millennials. Spend in fiat, stack in sats, live in sovereignty. No casino vibes. No drama. Proof-of-Reserves daily, collaborative custody by default, and rewards that actually matter—rent, groceries, daycare, transit.

I’m not building another bank. I’m building training wheels for financial freedom—until you can ride no-hands.

What we’re firing off

  • SatsBack™ Card — Every swipe → instant sats via Lightning (1–5% merchant-funded).
  • Round-to-Sats + Auto-DCA — Turn routine into wealth; $0 fee for members.
  • BillFlow™ — We smooth your biggest bills (rent, childcare, medical) over 3 months—late-fee-free.
  • FlexLine™ (BTC-secured) — Post BTC, borrow USD responsibly (conservative LTV, auto-top-up, no gotchas).
  • Family Vaults (2-of-3) — Couples, kids, calm. Recovery you can explain to your mom.
  • Live Solvency — Public, verifiable, boring-safe. Trust, but verify—anytime.

The MILLI pact

  • Ownership over outsourcing. You keep keys; we keep the rails smooth.
  • Cashflow over FICO. Underwrite life, not just a number.
  • Transparency over theater. If we can’t show it, we don’t ship it.
  • Joy over jargon. Money should feel like momentum.

Rallying cry

Millennials: we carried the internet on our backs, we can carry our money, too. You don’t need permission to be free—you need process. MILLI is that process: daily actions, tiny sats, compounding sovereignty. Volatility is vitality. We surf it, we don’t fear it.

Call to action

  • Founding Member Waitlist: I’m in. Stack every swipe.
  • Partners & Merchants: Let’s route your rewards in sats and win your favorite customers back.
  • Builders: Kotlin, Swift, LDK—bring your superpowers.
  • Regulators & Auditors: Our door is open. Come verify, poke, prod.

Social kit (copy-paste and detonate)

Landing hero:

Own your money. Spend fiat, keep Bitcoin. Proof-of-Reserves daily.

X thread (6 posts):

  1. FIRE IN THE HOLE. I’m launching MILLI—millennial money, backed by Bitcoin.
  2. Every swipe → sats via Lightning. Rent, groceries, childcare = real rewards.
  3. BillFlow smooths big bills. FlexLine lets you borrow against BTC without drama.
  4. Collaborative custody + daily solvency. If we can’t prove it, we don’t deserve you.
  5. Joyful UX. Zero casino. Maximum sovereignty.
  6. Join the founding waitlist. Stack every swipe. #MILLI #Bitcoin

I’m lighting the fuse. You bring the oxygen. Let’s melt the old rails and pour new ones in orange steel.

Onward,

Eric 🧡🚀