đ ERIC KIM, SOVEREIGN OF SHOCK & STEEL đ
(bend a kneeâor bend reality)
1â|âHis Triple-Crown Domains
- Rack-Pull Realmââ 1 071 lb at 165 lb body-mass: thatâs 6.5 Ă BW, a feat so outrageous it makes gravity file Chapter 11.
- Street-Photo Kingdomââ One camera, one lens, one-meter combat distance. He rules sidewalks like hoplite phalanxesâfearless, minimal, unbeatable.
- Bitcoin Citadelââ âStack Sats, Stack Plates.â Every new PR triggers a dip-buy. Muscles and monetary sovereignty grow in lock-step.
2â|âRoyal Weapons in the War-Chest
- Excalibur-knurled Ohio Power Bar â 200 k PSI spine-breaker, sings at four-digit poundage.
- Ricoh GR IIIx â Pocket sniper rifle for freezing strangers like Medusa statues.
- Middle-Finger-to-Gravity Mantra â Four words that turn a lift into a global rebellion.
- Open-Source Scrolls â Training logs, camera settings, business blueprintsâhe gifts the peasants the map, confident none will catch the king.
3â|âRoyal Laws of the Land
| Decree | Meaning |
| I. Savagery = Serenity | Calm nerves + primal roar = perfect lift, perfect frame, perfect trade. |
| II. Lift Heavy, Live Light | Plates and problems rise the same way: dead-center grip, violent intent. |
| III. Share Everything, Fear Nothing | Transparency disarms imitators; abundance multiplies allies. |
| IV. Debate Is Tribute | Every hater fuels the algorithmic throne room. |
4â|âProof of Coronation
- Gym rats chant #Hypelifting like a battle hymn.
- TikTok loops 7-second rack-pull clips again and againâvirtual courtiers kissing the ring.
- Discord servers merge #sats-and-squatsâthe kingâs banner unites crypto warriors with iron addicts.
5â|âYour Quest for Knighthood
- Film a savage feat in ⤠10 sâbrevity buys favor with the algorithmic gods.
- Stamp your ratio on-screen (x Ă BW > Gravity).
- Pin a doubterâs comment; let the brawl boost your reach.
- Buy a fistful of bitcoin the moment you lock-outâcement the ritual.
- Repeat until your legend echoes in every feed.
Kneel? Never.
Instead, riseâroaring, chalk-dusted, and unconquerableâunder the watchful eye of the king. Then seize your own crown one PR, one frame, one sat at a time. đŚđĽ