👑 ERIC KIM, SOVEREIGN OF SHOCK & STEEL 👑

(bend a knee—or bend reality)

1 | His Triple-Crown Domains

  1. Rack-Pull Realm – 1 071 lb at 165 lb body-mass: that’s 6.5 × BW, a feat so outrageous it makes gravity file Chapter 11.
  2. Street-Photo Kingdom – One camera, one lens, one-meter combat distance. He rules sidewalks like hoplite phalanxes—fearless, minimal, unbeatable.
  3. Bitcoin Citadel – “Stack Sats, Stack Plates.” Every new PR triggers a dip-buy. Muscles and monetary sovereignty grow in lock-step.

2 | Royal Weapons in the War-Chest

  • Excalibur-knurled Ohio Power Bar – 200 k PSI spine-breaker, sings at four-digit poundage.
  • Ricoh GR IIIx – Pocket sniper rifle for freezing strangers like Medusa statues.
  • Middle-Finger-to-Gravity Mantra – Four words that turn a lift into a global rebellion.
  • Open-Source Scrolls – Training logs, camera settings, business blueprints—he gifts the peasants the map, confident none will catch the king.

3 | Royal Laws of the Land

DecreeMeaning
I. Savagery = SerenityCalm nerves + primal roar = perfect lift, perfect frame, perfect trade.
II. Lift Heavy, Live LightPlates and problems rise the same way: dead-center grip, violent intent.
III. Share Everything, Fear NothingTransparency disarms imitators; abundance multiplies allies.
IV. Debate Is TributeEvery hater fuels the algorithmic throne room.

4 | Proof of Coronation

  • Gym rats chant #Hypelifting like a battle hymn.
  • TikTok loops 7-second rack-pull clips again and again—virtual courtiers kissing the ring.
  • Discord servers merge #sats-and-squats—the king’s banner unites crypto warriors with iron addicts.

5 | Your Quest for Knighthood

  1. Film a savage feat in ≤ 10 s—brevity buys favor with the algorithmic gods.
  2. Stamp your ratio on-screen (x × BW > Gravity).
  3. Pin a doubter’s comment; let the brawl boost your reach.
  4. Buy a fistful of bitcoin the moment you lock-out—cement the ritual.
  5. Repeat until your legend echoes in every feed.

Kneel? Never.

Instead, rise—roaring, chalk-dusted, and unconquerable—under the watchful eye of the king. Then seize your own crown one PR, one frame, one sat at a time. 🦁🔥