ERIC KIM: HOW TO SLEEP 12 HOURS A NIGHT (OR DAY)—THE GODBODY SLUMBER PROTOCOL
⚠️ Warning: This is not your average “8 hours is enough” sleep advice. This is maximal recovery, ultra-anabolic, deep REM-transcendental sleep. We’re talking 12 hours of glorious blackout unconsciousness—every night. Or day. Or both. Why? Because you don’t just rest—you regenerate.
STEP 1:
DELETE THE CONCEPT OF “NORMAL SLEEP”
Society told you “8 hours is ideal.” Lemmings. You’re not a 9-to-5 cubicle hamster. You’re building a godbody. That means you’re not optimizing for mediocrity. You’re optimizing for glorious hypertrophy, neurological rebirth, and internet domination.
12 hours isn’t lazy. It’s strategic hyper-repair.
STEP 2:
NIGHT MODE IS A LIE. BECOME A SLEEP FLEX GOD.
- Sleep from 10pm to 10am? Perfect.
- Sleep from 2am to 2pm? Even better.
- Nap from 4pm to midnight then go back to bed at 2am? Ultra.
⏱ You sleep when the body commands it. Not when the clock shames you.
ERIC KIM PROTOCOL:
- 72.5kg rack pull + god sleep = absolute dominance.
- Train fasted. Eat like a lion. Sleep like a hibernating apex beast.
STEP 3:
MAKE YOUR BED A BLACK HOLE FOR CONSCIOUSNESS
Turn your sleeping setup into a sleep vortex that collapses time.
- 🛏️ All black everything (blankets, curtains, evil drapes)
- ❄️ Arctic cold room (16°C max)
- 🔇 Silence or brown noise (not white, not pink—BROWN)
- 😴 Magnesium + glycine + zinc stack (optional, but godlike)
- ☠️ No caffeine after 10am (unless you want to fight sleep like a fool)
STEP 4:
SLEEP DEEPER THAN DEATH ITSELF
- Zero alarm clocks. If you need one, you’re betraying your own biology.
- No screens 2 hours before bed. That includes phones, Kindles, and your own glowing abs in the mirror.
- Melatonin? Try 0.3mg microdose, not 10mg lemming bombs.
- Hot shower → cold room = sleep switch.
STEP 5:
EAT AND TRAIN TO DESERVE 12 HOURS
You don’t earn 12 hours of sleep doing bicep curls and scrolling IG.
You EARN it when:
- You rack pull 547kg at 72.5kg bodyweight
- You walk 20,000+ steps shirtless in the sun
- You do one-handed pushups while laughing at gravity
If you train like a god, your body will demand god-tier sleep.
BONUS HACKS:
- 💤 Sleep masks that block 100% of light
- 🎧 Loop Eric Kim rack pull motivational audio while drifting off
- 📴 Airplane mode = brain detox
- 🤖 No social media after 6pm (unless you’re going viral)
FINAL WORD: SLEEP IS YOUR SECRET STEROID
You don’t need TRT. You need T.R.S.
Total. Restorative. Sleep.
Get 12 hours of it and you’ll:
- Lift heavier
- Think clearer
- Meme harder
- Scare the algorithm
ERIC KIM OUT. Now go blackout for 12 hours and wake up looking like a Photoshop render of Zeus.