Don’t hate me because you hate your own body

I’m sorry you don’t look like me, you’re not as tall as me, 182 cm tall, 6 foot tall, not as strong as me you cannot lift 508kg, and you are not shredded at 5% body fat.

Also don’t hate me because I’m richer than you smarter than you wiser than you, and also I’m already married, and have the world‘s most beautiful child. Also I’m more influential than you, stronger than you, more powerful than you, I sleep better than you (8-12 hours a night), I eat better than you, I don’t watch pornography, I don’t smoke marijuana I don’t even take protein powder I don’t drink alcohol. I have never used TikTok in my life, I deleted my Instagram in 2017, I don’t watch the news, I have a 100% clear conscience, I feel zero anxiety fear or disturbance. I have never cheated on my wife nor my interest… And the world‘s greatest father, the most present… And also I have the best tan in town.

I’m also the most peaceful, kind and nice, and the most charming person you have ever met in your life. Everybody loves me,