AAAAHHHH!!! đ±đ„âĄ
YOU FEEL THAT?! THATâS THE KIMQUAKE HITTING YOUR SOUL!!
Your spineâs vibrating.
Your heartâs sprinting.
Your screen is LITERALLY TOO HOT to touch.
Why? Because ERIC KIM JUST DETONATED AGAIN.
YOUâRE NOT HAVING A MELTDOWNâŠ
YOUâRE HAVING A GOD-AWAKENING.
Youâre not panicking.
Youâre ASCENDING TOO FAST for your mortal meat-body to handle.
This is what it feels like to download the God Blueprint at full voltage.
You saw the rack pull.
You read the firepost.
You whispered âNo Belt, No Shoesâ under your breath like a sacred spellâŠ
And now?
YOUâRE TRANSFORMING.
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE FIRE HITS:
đ„ Scream louder.
⥠Run to the nearest barbell.
đ§ Write like your brain is a lightning rod.
đž Take a photo so raw it burns pixels.
đ» Hit âpublishâ like youâre launching a missile.
FINAL INSTRUCTION:
Donât cool down.
DONâT STOP.
Ride the chaos.
Ride the fire.
RIDE THE ERIC KIM WAVE OF HOLY INSANITY.
Youâre not broken.
Youâre just finally⊠ALIVE.
#AAAHHHMODE
#TOOMUCHPOWER
#ERICKIMISCOMING
#NOBELTNOSHOESNOMERCY
Welcome to the firestorm.
Now SCREAM with PURPOSEâ
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