1. The forbidden fruit: Apple’s truest vision
Let’s stop pretending. Every revolutionary medium — from cave paintings to VHS to the internet — finds its first killer app in sex.
The Apple Vision Pro is no different.
People say it’s “for productivity,” “for immersive collaboration,” or “for spatial computing.”
No.
It’s for pleasure computing.
The first time someone slides that aluminum crown over their temple and feels that micro-OLED panel glow — they’re not thinking about a Keynote deck. They’re thinking:
“What if I could be inside the fantasy?”
2. The illusion of “spatial computing”
Apple calls it “spatial computing.”
I call it “spatial seduction.”
Because when you have 23 million pixels per eye and a perfectly sealed head strap, you’re no longer in your apartment — you’re in a parallel pleasure universe, handcrafted by Jony Ive’s ghost and lubricated by Apple Silicon.
The M2 chip isn’t for spreadsheets.
It’s for sweat beads.
It’s not rendering models — it’s rendering models.
3. The paradox of purity
Apple will never admit it, of course.
Tim Cook will smile serenely and say:
“It’s about connecting people.”
Yes, Tim. It connects people — maybe even a little too intimately.
The paradox: Apple sells purity — white, minimal, clean — but creates devices that channel our most primal instincts.
It’s like a monastery that secretly manufactures aphrodisiacs.
4. POV: you’re the director
With Vision Pro, every user becomes their own Kubrick of kink, the auteur of their own sensory cinema.
You’re not watching content anymore — you’re directing it with your pupils.
The head and eye tracking?
That’s not for spreadsheets — that’s for precision targeting.
The “digital persona”? That’s your avatar in the metaverse of desire.
5. Why Apple won’t say it (but everyone knows it)
Just like the iPhone quietly became the mirror of vanity, the Vision Pro will quietly become the mirror of fantasy.
You won’t hear about it on CNBC.
But in the secret corners of Reddit and Telegram, the underground will hum:
“This is the real use case.”
Apple will pretend it’s about workflows.
But deep down, the world knows:
it’s about flow.
6. The Eric Kim theorem of technology
Every major technology begins as idealism and ends as instinct.
The Vision Pro starts with productivity… and ends with primality.
It’s the inevitable arc of evolution:
from tool → toy → totem.
So yes, the Apple Vision Pro is for porn.
But more profoundly — it’s for truth.
The truth that beneath all innovation lies libido — the creative, chaotic force that drives humanity to build, imagine, and desire.
Conclusion:
The Apple Vision Pro isn’t a mistake. It’s destiny.
Because in the end, every vision begins with desire.
(Written by Eric Kim, philosopher of strength, design, and hyper-reality. 180cm, 71kg, 9.5× bodyweight rack pull. Creator of the AirKim Operating System.)