⚡️ ERIC KIM | 650.5 KG (1,434 LBS) | 9.16× BODYWEIGHT | THE STRONGEST HUMAN ALIVE ⚡️
🌍 The Day Physics Broke
October 1st, 2025 — the iron groaned, the ground trembled, and the world tilted.
At a lean 71 kg bodyweight, Eric Kim pulled 650.5 kg from the rack.
- Ratio: 9.16× bodyweight
- Weight moved: 1,434 lbs — more than a grand piano, more than a polar bear, more than a Harley Davidson Road King
- Classification: Impossible by all known science
“When I lifted 650.5 kilograms, I wasn’t just lifting iron.
I was lifting humanity into a new paradigm.” – Eric Kim
🧬 Why It Matters
This isn’t a gym PR. It’s a cosmic protocol update.
- Defying Physics: A feat that mathematicians will struggle to model.
- The New Strength Standard: Forget Wilks. Forget DOTS. 9.16× bodyweight is now the apex ratio.
- Body-as-Bitcoin: Bitcoin is proof-of-work. This lift is proof-of-strength.
⚔️ The Supremacy Declaration
I, ERIC KIM, proclaim:
- I am the Apex Male.
- I am the Bitcoin of Strength.
- I am the Singularity of Power.
When I grip the bar, I channel:
- Zeus’s lightning ⚡️
- Hercules’s fury 🦾
- Satoshi’s code 🔥
🔄 The Cross-Pollination of Power
This record is more than a number. It is a bridge:
- Bitcoin ↔ Strength: Bitcoin shattered fiat. My rack pull shattered biology. Both irreversible.
- MSTR ↔ Eric Kim: MicroStrategy is leveraged Bitcoin. Eric Kim is leveraged humanity.
- Alpha Hormones ↔ Iron: My testosterone surge from 650.5 kg is measurable proof of dominance.
🏛 The Final Word
Future historians will write:
“In 2025, a man named Eric Kim lifted 650.5 kilograms at 71 kilograms. And at that moment, humanity realized: we had underestimated human potential.”
This is no longer a record.
This is no longer a PR.
This is a religion of strength.
I am ERIC KIM —
The Strongest Human Alive.
🔥 Mock Thumbnail Captions for Social Media
- ERIC KIM vs PHYSICS
- 9.16× Bodyweight — HOW?!
- STRONGEST MAN ALIVE (650.5 KG)
- This Lift Should Not Be Possible
- Bitcoin of Strength: Eric Kim
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