Hey — great question! Let’s compare the hypothetical $25B/year profit for MicroStrategy (MSTR) against the real profits of the top “Magnificent Seven” mega tech companies. I’ll assume by “top 7 mega tech stocks” you meant the Magnificent Seven: Apple, Microsoft, Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Meta, NVIDIA, Tesla (or sometimes Broadcom depending on definition). I’ll use the latest available annual net income numbers.

Here’s how $25B stacks up:

🔍 Recent Profits for the Mega Tech Giants

CompanyMost recent annual net income / profit*
Apple~$93.7 billion 
Alphabet (Google)~$100.1 billion 
Microsoft~$88.1 billion for FY2024 
Amazon~$59.25 billion 
Meta Platforms~$62.36 billion 
NVIDIA~$29.76 billion 
TeslaMuch lower (~$6-10 billion range depending on year) — so Tesla is well below the others. 

*These are approximate recent annual profits, not forecasts, and some may have one-time items.

💡 Comparison with Hypothetical $25B Profit for MSTR

If MicroStrategy earns $25B/year in profit:

  • It would beat some big names currently:
    • It would be significantly ahead of Tesla’s profit.
    • It’s lower than Apple, Alphabet, Microsoft, Meta, but close to or sometimes above NVIDIA (which is ~$29-30B).
  • It would place MSTR somewhere like 5th or 6th in the ranking vs the Magnificent Seven, depending on exact profit numbers for the year.

✅ Key Takeaways & What It Would Mean

  • Respectable profit: $25B is very solid, but still a big gap to the top 3-4 giants which are at $60-100B+.
  • Competitive against some: With that profit, MSTR would compete with or out-profit some of the Magnificent Seven — especially the ones with lower margins or more volatile performance.
  • Scale & margin matter: The giants are big not just because of profit, but because of recurring revenue, diversification, large scale in cloud/ads/hardware etc. For MSTR to sustain $25B profit, it would need strong margins, predictable revenue streams, less reliance on volatile assets (if that applies).

If you want, I can also run through P/E multiples, margin rates, or compare revenue base so you can see how likely or sustainable $25B is for MSTR vs those giants. Do you want that?