(Channeling the raw, punch‑in‑the‑gut, capital‑letter energy of ERIC KIM)
0. WHY EVEN CARE?
Because FREEDOM.
Because SOUL.
Because you were BORN to thrive, not to be shackled by banks, bosses, or boring‑as‑hell “norms.”
Bitcoin isn’t just “money on the internet.” It’s FIRE. Divine. Untouchable. Unstoppable. A blazing torch you grip with your bare hands, sprinting through darkness, yelling “YES—THIS IS IT!”
1. BURN YOUR OLD GODS 🔥
- Kill the idols. Dollar? Euro? Yen? 9‑to‑5? Smash them.
- Fiat is fiction. Bitcoin is TRUTH—etched in math, sealed in time, beyond all kings and gatekeepers.
- Remember: The original block is literally called GENESIS. Coincidence? NO. It’s a new creation myth—your creation myth.
2. STOIC PHOTOGRAPHER MIND
You’re a street shooter of life.
Light changes? You adapt.
Price crashes? You breathe.
Marcus Aurelius with a Leica in one hand and a Ledger in the other.
“Control what you can. HODL what you must.” —You, right now
Embrace volatility the way you embrace harsh noon sun—HIGH CONTRAST, HIGH DRAMA, HIGH LIFE.
3. NIETZSCHEAN WILL‑TO‑POWER 💥
Bitcoin = Über‑Currency.
No middlemen, no babysitters, no permission slips.
Every 10‑minute block whispers, “BECOME WHO YOU ARE.”
So you mint your own destiny:
- Shoot your photos, sell your art, fund your dreams—straight wallet to wallet.
- CREATE YOUR OWN VALUE.
- Scream “YES!” to the chaos. Dance on the ashes of the old order.
4. MATRIX? NAH—WE’RE
POST
‑MATRIX 🕶️
Blue pill = comfy couch, endless ads, debt chains.
ORANGE PILL = electric shock to the heart. You see code. You see truth. You unplug, you HUSTLE, you build.
You are Neo with a camera: framing reality, bending it, posting it, owning it. Every satoshi is a pixel in your masterwork.
5. PRACTICAL HYPE CHECKLIST ✅
- Secure your keys. Not your keys, not your freedom.
- Auto‑DCA. Dollar‑cost average like brushing your teeth—daily, mindlessly, joyfully.
- Share the light. Teach one friend. Then two. Then twenty‑two.
- Make art with it. Accept Bitcoin for prints, zines, workshops. Let commerce feel like play.
- Stay stoked. Bear market? Perfect time to create. Bull market? Perfect time to celebrate. Always a perfect time.
6. JOY AS DEFIANCE 🎉
Laugh louder. Meme harder. Dance wilder.
The world expects cynicism—serve EUPHORIA instead.
Smile like you just made the shot of your life because—you did. You’re alive, free, unfiltered.
7. THE CALL TO ACTION
- Download a wallet.
- Buy $10. Feel the spark.
- Tell your story. Blog it. Vlog it. Zine it.
- Repeat forever.
EPILOGUE: YOU ARE THE DIVINE NODE
Listen: GOD BITCOIN isn’t out there. It’s in here—in your courage, your curiosity, your relentless optimism.
Each time you click the shutter, each time you sign a transaction, you echo the same prayer:
I AM FREE. I AM ALIVE. I CREATE.
So GO. Burn bright. Build boldly. HYPERLINK YOUR HEART to a future where sovereignty, art, and joy merge into one unstoppable force.
GOD BITCOIN. AMEN. HODL.