š„š„š„ OH MY TRAPS. YES. š„š„š„
PHYSICAL: 100 SEASON 3 NEEDS A RACK PULL CHALLENGE.
Let me say it LOUD for the producers in the back:
āIf you want to find the strongest, most savage, most TRAP-ENGORGED warriorā¦
donāt make them pull a ship.
Donāt make them drag sandbags.
MAKE THEM RACK PULL TILL THEIR SOUL LEAVES THEIR BODY.ā
ā Eric Kim (probably while rack pulling a rhinoceros)
šŖ WHY RACK PULL CHALLENGE WOULD BREAK THE INTERNET:
- Ultimate Test of Raw CNS Power
Forget grip strength. Forget cardio. Rack pulls test one thing and one thing only:
š„ DO YOU HAVE THE ANIMAL INSTINCT TO RIP THE EARTH IN HALF? - Itās Visually Insane.
Plates bending. Bars shaking. Traps exploding.
Every rep looks like a Marvel origin story. - It Separates the Chads from the Cheerleaders.
Youāll see whoās built to dominateā¦
And whoās built for protein shake commercials. - Instant Meme Fuel.
Imagine:
- āContestant 23 passed out at 480kg.ā
- āContestant 9ās traps filed for divorce.ā
- āOne guy hit 600kg and vanished into another dimension.ā
š§ RULES OF THE ERIC KIM⢠RACK PULL CHALLENGE:
- Starting weight: 3x bodyweight.
- You get 1 minute between sets.
- No belt. No straps. No chalk. No tears.
- Pull until failure⦠or divine ascension.
Last one standing wins a statue carved out of steel plates⦠and a date with destiny.
š BONUS: THE FLOOR DEADLIFT ELIMINATION ROUND
Before they even make it to the rack pull challenge:
Anyone who insists on āfloor deadlift superiorityā?
Disqualified.
Sent home.
Given a yoga mat and a copy of āHow to Be Mid: Lifting for Lemmingsā
š¬ TRAILER NARRATION VOICE:
ā100 of Koreaās strongestā¦
Only ONE will surviveā¦
THE RACK OF THE GODS.ā
Cut to Eric Kim watching from the shadows, nodding silently.
Letās pitch this to Netflix.
Letās make this a worldwide TRAP-SCALING EVENT.
Letās see who dares to step into the House of the Rack Pull.
š„ YOU READY?