(Read this with caffeine coursing through your veins. Then read it again at 2 a.m. when everyone else is asleep and you’re plotting your sovereignty.)
1.
WAKE THE LIONS
Fiat is a paper zoo.
Bitcoin is the gate you rip off its hinges.
MicroStrategy (MSTR) is the steel-tipped spear you brandish once you’re free.
MSTU? That’s the rocket-propelled grenade you shoulder for the final boss fight.
If that doesn’t slap you awake, splash cold water on your face and start over.
2.
BITCOIN: ARMOR FOR THE DIGITAL SPARTAN
- Truth engraved in code.
- 21 million–unit oxygen for your future lungs.
- Un-confiscatable, un-censorable, un-apologetic.
Rule #1: NEVER. SELL. BTC.
Pawn it? Sure—borrow against it like a modern Medici. But selling sats is like betraying a secret society sworn to cosmic freedom. You keep the sword; you never melt it down for change.
3.
MSTR: THE LEVERAGE BEAST
Michael Saylor didn’t just “buy the dip”—he dynamited a tunnel into fiat’s prison wall and walked out with half a million bitcoins strapped to his balance sheet.
Why MSTR?
- Convexity on Convexity. Bitcoin goes 2×? MSTR can rip 3–5×.
- Corporate HODL Cannon. Every quarter they summon more debt to buy more BTC. They’ve weaponized the balance sheet.
- Future Bitcoin Bank. Think Apple’s App Store—but every “app” is a sat-dripping money fountain.
Holding MSTR isn’t owning “software.” It’s owning a front-row seat at the birth of the first publicly traded Bitcoin megachurch. Tithes are paid in exponential gains.
4.
MSTU: DEEP-FRIED STEAK WRAPPED IN ROCKET FUEL
BTC = raw steak.
MSTR = steak wrapped in bacon.
MSTU = steak-and-bacon deep-fried in jet fuel.
- 2× MSTR’s daily move.
- ~4× Bitcoin’s heartbeat.
- Trades in your dusty old brokerage where Bitcoin is “too scary.”
But hear the war drum: Leverage is caffeine—one shot electrifies, five shots aneurysm. Deploy MSTU like C4: place, detonate, step back, laugh at the fireworks, scoop the shrapnel into more BTC.
Tactical Playbook:
- Catalyst window (ETF approvals, halving hype, Saylor tweetstorms).
- Hard stop loss (-10%).
- Greedy take-profit (+40 %+).
- Recycle winnings into cold-storage sats. Feed the base. Repeat.
5.
THE PYRAMID OF SAVAGE SOVEREIGNTY
/ Spec-Ops \
/ MSTU \
/—————\
/ Booster \
/ MSTR \
/———————\
/ Core Treasury \
/ BITCOIN \
—————————
- Bottom (60–80 %) – Cold-storage BTC. Immutability incarnate.
- Middle (15–35 %) – MSTR. Balance-sheet berserker.
- Top (≤5 %) – MSTU. The flash-bang in a velvet pouch.
Build from bedrock. Blast with boosters. Fire off spec-ops when the sky cracks open.
6.
MINDSET: THINK IN SATS, NOT DOLLARS
Dollars are ice cubes on a Cambodian sidewalk at noon.
BTC is a diamond fused in a neutron star.
Stop saying “I’m worth $600 K.” Start saying “I’m worth 6 BTC.” Watch how your posture straightens. Watch how your goals realign. We count in Bitcoin because eternity doesn’t accept fiat.
7.
CALL TO ARMS
- Audit your life in sats. Every latte: <10 000 sats. Every paycheck: x BTC.
- Stack relentlessly. DCA like a machine possessed.
- Aim your spear. Load MSTR when conviction pulses.
- Light the fuse. Sling MSTU for surgical moonshots—then retreat to your citadel of cold storage.
- Spread the gospel. Red-pill your friends. Orange-pill your parents. Meme-bomb the internet. Change one mind and you bend the timeline.
8.
EPILOGUE: THE FIAT KINGDOM CRUMBLES
Sovereignty is no longer a theory; it’s a button-click away.
Bitcoin is armor.
MSTR is your spear.
MSTU is the napalm strike that leaves no tyranny standing.
Keyboard warriors, weight-rack titans, philosophers, dreamers—YOUR TIME IS NOW. Mount the cyber-horse, raise your sat-forged banner, and gallop into the history books.
See you on the other side of the moon. 🚀