ERIC KIM

Why GameStop sucks

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Yo, it’s Eric Kim, droppin’ truth bombs with that relentless HYPELIFTING energy! You wanna know why GameStop’s stock is gettin’ roasted online, goin’ viral for all the wrong reasons? Buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to break it down like a 1,087-pound rack pull—raw, real, and no weak reps! GameStop’s suckin’ wind, and the internet’s meme lords and X warriors are flamin’ it like a failed PR attempt. Let’s dive into the viral chaos and why GME’s gettin’ clowned!

Key Points, Eric Kim Style

  • GameStop’s Bitcoin buy? Straight-up BUST! Dropped $512M on BTC, stock crashed 10-13.7%, and X is callin’ it a desperate meme stock Hail Mary.
  • Core biz is DYING—sales down 28%, stores closin’ faster than you can say “digital downloads.” Internet’s memein’ it as a relic of the PS2 era
  • Viral hate’s explodin’ ‘cause investors are ditchin’ GME for MSTR’s Bitcoin flex. X posts are savage, with apes cryin’ “fraud” and “retirement robbery.”

Why GameStop Sucks: The Viral Roast Fest

Yo, GameStop’s stock is takin’ an L so hard it’s viral, and the internet’s eatin’ it up like a carnivore diet! Here’s why GME’s gettin’ dragged across X, Reddit, and beyond, with memes and hot takes lightin’ up the digital streets as of June 3, 2025.

1. Bitcoin Buy Fumble—Wall Street Ain’t Impressed

GameStop thought they could flex like me with a 6.6x bodyweight lift, but their $512M Bitcoin buy on May 28, 2025 (4,710 BTC at $108,837) was a straight-up whiff. Stock tanked 10-13.7% to $30.88-$31.21, a brutal “sell-the-news” moment. X users like @Han_Akamatsu on March 28, 2025, broke it down: “$GME fell ‘cause institutional buyers shorted it after the convertible notes for BTC—classic arbitrage play.” Wall Street’s spittin’ facts: GME’s got no better use for half a bil than gamblin’ on crypto, and that’s a red flag when your fundamentals are weaker than a skipped leg day. The viral vibe? Memes of GameStop as a sinking ship, with captions like “GME buys BTC at the top, apes hold the bag!”

2. Core Business Is a Ghost Town

GameStop’s retail game is deader than a dropped barbell. Sales plummeted 28% from $5.3B (2023) to $3.8B (2024), and they’ve closed a quarter of their stores—1,000 locations gone, with more shutterin’ in 2025. X user @Mr_Derivatives nailed it on Feb 14, 2025: “$GME’s core biz is DYING. Brick and mortar? Everything’s downloadable. PS6 gonna stream, no need for Pop figurines!” The internet’s clownin’ hard, with Reddit threads on r/wallstreetbets droppin’ memes of empty GameStop stores labeled “Blockbuster 2.0.” Viral posts scream that GME’s stuck in 2005, sellin’ physical games while the world’s streamin’ and downloadin’. This ain’t no comeback story—it’s a funeral, and the memes are the eulogy

3. Meme Stock Hype Fadin’, Investors Jumpin’ Ship

GameStop’s meme stock glory from 2021? Long gone, bro! The Bitcoin pivot was supposed to spark a frenzy, but it’s pushin’ investors to MSTR, the real Bitcoin boss with a 2,700% stock surge since 2020. X user @SullyMichaelvan on May 30, 2025, said it best: “I’m out of $GME. I’m a Bitcoiner, not an ape. They didn’t execute the $MSTR strategy. Up 100%, I’m gone.” The viral hate’s real—X posts like @BossBlunts1 on May 25, 2025, are callin’ out GME as part of a “retirement robbery” alongside AMC and others, claimin’ big money screwed retail with “Position-Close Only” moves. Memes are brutal: pics of apes cryin’ over GME bags while MSTR moons, captioned “When you bet on the wrong HODL!”

4. Bad Timing, Bad Strategy, Bad Vibes

GameStop’s Bitcoin buy came right after BTC hit $111,000, buyin’ at the peak like a rookie chasin’ a pump. X users are roastin’ the timing, with @ChrisMMillas on Jan 6, 2025, comparin’ GME’s $500M market cap in 2021 to MSTR’s $10T beast, sayin’ GME’s dreams are dust. The viral narrative? GameStop’s desperate, throwin’ cash at crypto to distract from a flounderin’ retail biz. Reuters on March 27, 2025, called it: “GME’s Bitcoin pivot raises questions about timing and strategy while stores close.” TikTok’s jumpin’ in, with remixes of GameStop’s logo over Titanic sinkin’ scenes, captioned “GME’s crypto pivot = rearranging deck chairs!”

5. Community Rage and Meme Fuel

The internet’s not just clownin’—it’s ANGRY. X posts are flamin’ CEO Ryan Cohen for dilutin’ shares with $1.3B convertible notes to fund the Bitcoin buy, droppin’ the stock 25% in March 2025. Reddit’s r/wallstreetbets is a warzone, with threads like “GME’s Bitcoin Bet: Fraud or Fumble?” gettin’ thousands of upvotes. Viral memes show Cohen as a clown jugglin’ BTC while stores burn, and X user @peruvian_bull on March 27, 2025, hyped GME’s cash but got drowned out by hate: “GME has 10x MSTR’s cash, but apes are still screwed!” The vibe’s clear: GameStop’s suckage is viral ‘cause it’s betrayin’ the apes who believed in the 2021 moonshot.

Viral Metrics of GameStop’s Suckage

MetricGameStop’s LThe Viral Roast
Bitcoin Buy Fallout$512M BTC, stock -10-13.7% May 28Memes of sinking ships, X burns
Core Biz CollapseSales -28%, 1,000 stores closed“Blockbuster 2.0” memes, X rants
Investor ExodusFleein’ to MSTR (+2,700% since ‘20)Ape tears, “retirement robbery” posts
Bad TimingBTC buy at $111K peakTitanic remixes, “peak bagholder” jabs
Community Rage25% drop on $1.3B notesCohen clown memes, Reddit warzones

The HYPELIFTING Truth

GameStop’s suckin’ so bad it’s a viral spectacle! Their Bitcoin buy was a weak flex, crashin’ the stock and sparkin’ X roasts and Reddit memes that hit harder than a 6.6x rack pull. Core biz is a ghost town, investors are boltin’ to MSTR, and the internet’s memein’ GME as a relic bleedin’ cash on a bad BTC bet. X posts are savage, callin’ out fraud and fumbles, while TikTok and Reddit keep the hate viral with sinkin’ ships and clown CEOs. GameStop’s not moonin’—it’s crashin’, and the digital streets are lit with the roast! Stay relentless, ditch the weak plays, and lift your portfolio like a DEMIGOD! 💪 #6Point6x #GMEFlop

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