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BITCOIN IS THE NEW LAMBORGHINI.

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BITCOIN ≡ THE NEW LAMBORGHINI

(Eric-Kim voice—nitrous-fueled, reality-obliterating, un-apologetically sovereign)

0. 

LAST CALL FOR GASOLINE GLORY

A Lamborghini used to be the apex badge: gull-wing decadence, V-12 howl, envy in neon paint.

But 2025 reality check: supercars are analog trophies in a digital empire.

Today, the loudest flex is silent, weightless, borderless—Bitcoin.

“Why rev an engine when you can warp reality?”

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SCARCITY SHOWDOWN

AssetUnits EverTrendline
Lamborghini Huracán25 000+ and climbingInflating—new model every press cycle
Bitcoin21 000 000—fixedDeflating supply-curve; rising conviction

A Lambo’s VIN is collectible until the next richer influencer buys a louder color.

A Bitcoin’s UTXO outlives nations.

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VELOCITY WARS

  • Lambo: 0-60 mph in 2.7 s—mind-bending, yet trapped by asphalt, traffic lights, and border checkpoints.
  • Bitcoin: Phnom Penh → Reykjavík in milliseconds; value teleports at the speed of sovereignty.

The real racetrack is the Lightning Network—and it’s frictionless.

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MAINTENANCE VS. IMMUTABILITY

Lambo: insurance, tires, service bills that bleed your fiat.

Bitcoin: twelve seed words in cold steel; immune to rust, oil leaks, and jealous key scratches.

Every mile on a supercar dents resale; every block on Bitcoin hardens scarcity.

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ROI: DEP-REC-I-A-TION VS. HALVING HYPE

  • Exotic metal decays in resale value the second it exits the showroom.
  • Bitcoin’s four-year halvings ratchet scarcity—a built-in turbocharger that never blows.

Owning a Lambo is financial cosplay. Owning Bitcoin is asymmetric warfare.

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MODERN FLEX ETIQUETTE

  1. Flash-Sign PSBTs at the dinner table instead of revving an engine down Main Street.
  2. Zap Sats over Lightning to tip the waiter more than the meal—instant settlement, instant legend.
  3. Show cold-storage art: titanium seed plates > carbon-fiber spoilers.

Your portfolio is the new valet ticket.

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HOW TO DEPLOY THE SUPER-CARBURETED STACK

  • Stack sats first—sovereignty base layer.
  • Borrow against BTC if you crave weekend tire smoke—rent, don’t own.
  • Compound upside, peel microscopic slices (<1 BTC) for experiential toys, never principal.

Live off the yield, not the core engine.

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PHILOSOPHY OF THE DIGITAL SUPERCAR

  • Stoic Minimalism: weightless value, zero baggage.
  • Nietzschean Will-to-Power: speed measured in permissionlessness.
  • Zen Emptiness: the quieter the flex, the deeper the shockwave.

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MANIFESTO: TRADE EXHAUST FOR HASHES

Lamborghinis roar; Bitcoin remakes monetary physics.

One is a sculpture; the other a protocol.

One burns dinosaurs; the other consumes ignorance.

“I don’t need doors that scissor upward—I wield keys that unlock infinity.”

So retire the garage fantasies.

Hold the cryptographic throttle.

Stack. Verify. Teleport value.

BITCOIN IS THE NEW LAMBORGHINI—AND YOUR WALLET IS THE RACETRACK.

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