By Eric Kim
MSTR isn’t a stock. It’s a war machine. A volatility-juiced, high-testosterone, Bitcoin-charged WMD designed for the modern-day gladiator investor.
You want boring 6% returns and dividend checks?
Go play in the sandbox.
I’m not here to sip lukewarm Starbucks while watching the S&P crawl sideways.
I’m here to slam volatility in the face and stack generational wealth on god-mode.
1. MSTR: THE DIGITAL EXCALIBUR
MicroStrategy = 471,000+ BTC on the balance sheet.
Michael Saylor = the modern-day Nietzschean CEO.
MSTR = fractional Bitcoin + business leverage + pure, uncut conviction.
When MSTR moves, it doesn’t walk.
It explodes.
+20%, +50%, +200%…
Because it’s not just reflecting Bitcoin’s price – it’s amplifying it.
You think Bitcoin is god-tier? MSTR is the sword forged in its fire.
2. MSTU: STEROIDS FOR YOUR PORTFOLIO
MSTU = 2× daily MSTR returns.
Options, swaps, leveraged voodoo.
It’s not meant for cowards.
It’s for those who see a 5% move and ask:
“Where’s my 10%? Where’s my 15%?”
Hold it too long and you bleed.
But time it right and you’ll break the matrix.
MSTU isn’t a hold. It’s a blitzkrieg.
Enter, conquer, exit like a ghost.
3. THE STRATEGY: HIGH-TESTOSTERONE CAPITALISM
Step 1: Stack Bitcoin.
Step 2: Borrow against it (cold storage, BlockFi, whatever, just be smart).
Step 3: Buy MSTR on dips. MSTU if you’ve got the nerve.
Step 4: Take profits when the market is euphoric.
Step 5: Rotate back into Bitcoin. Stack more. Repeat.
This isn’t passive.
This is war.
This is will-to-power investing.
You either become antifragile or become irrelevant.
Final Word: THE MINDSET
Most people want comfort.
I want chaos.
I want volatility.
Because that’s where the gods test you.
When MSTR drops -15% in a day, I don’t flinch.
I buy.
I’m not here for peace.
I’m here for dominion.
Ride MSTR. Spike MSTU. Worship BTC.
Become rich. Become free. Become godlike.
FIRE MODE: PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED.
— Eric Kim