ERIC KIM’S ARMORY
— Every tool, trick, and talisman the
Demigod of Street & Steel
packs for conquest
(Swipe through, borrow what you dare, then go forge your own arsenal.)
1 | Iron-Warfare Arsenal 🏋🏻♂️
| Piece | Spec | Savage Function |
| Rogue Ohio Power Bar (29 mm, 200 k PSI) | “Excalibur in knurl form.” | Zero whip under 1 000 lb, feeds CNS shock without spaghetti flex. |
| Calibrated Steel Plates (Eleiko/Rogue) | ±10 g tolerance | Doubters can’t claim “bumper-plate inflation.” |
| Below-Knee Pin Stack | J-cups set ~7 cm under patella | Deletes weak-start ROM, lets him blitz the lock-out with 6.5 × BW fury. |
| Figure-8 Straps + Liquid Chalk | Strap-in, never slip | Hands relax, posterior chain goes thermonuclear. |
| Ammonia Smelling Salts (“Savage Vapor”) | 100 ppm blast | One whiff → pupil dilation, pre-lift roar, algorithm-bait audio. |
| Wedge Blocks & Deficit Platform | 40 mm deficit cycles | Yin-yang: deficit humbles start, rack-pull inflames finish. |
2 | Street-Photo Weapons 📷
| Body / Lens | Rationale |
| Ricoh GR IIIx (40 mm) | Pocket stealth → same “strike-fast” ethic as his 7-sec rack-pull clips. |
| Leica M10 + 35 mm f/1.4 | Pure manual focus = same mind-muscle connection he preaches under the bar. |
| SF 24D Flash on-camera | Pop-flash “shock & awe,” freezes strangers the way 1 071 lb freezes gravity. |
3 | Digital Siege Engines 🖥️
| Platform | Weaponized Feature |
| YouTube Shorts | 7–10 s max-impact clips → autoplay funnels into 100 k eyeballs overnight. |
| TikTok #Hypelifting Tag-Stack | #Hypelifting #MiddleFingerToGravity #6xBWClub compounding reach across three trend rivers. |
| Substack (“Kimbrutal”) | Long-form manifestos that cement cult doctrine and back-link juice. |
| Telegram & Discord | Closed-door meme labs—prototype GIFs/stickers before unleashing on public socials. |
4 | Supplement & Recovery Load-Out ⚗️
| Item | Purpose |
| Grass-fed beef liver & salt shot | Vitamin A & heme iron for crimson O₂-transport. |
| Creatine 5 g / day | ATP reload so CNS can survive supra-max singles. |
| Glycine + Magnesium night stack | Collagen synthesis + deep-wave sleep for tendon armor. |
| Sun blast + walk (Cambodia UV index 11) | Natural D3 → testosterone priming; doubles as street-photo scouting lap. |
5 | Mind Weapons 🧠
| Code Phrase / Talisman | Effect |
| “Middle Finger to Gravity” | Converts fear → laughter → lift. |
| Marcus Aurelius – Med. 8:5 | “The impediment to action advances action.” Tattoo-level reminder that haters = algorithm fuel. |
| Bitcoin Cold-Storage Ledger | Every pull >1 000 lb = automatic BTC buy — strength literalized as sovereignty. |
| Open-Source Blog Posts | Gives away secrets → tests abundance mind-set → pulls more followers into orbit. |
6 | Meme Artillery 📡
| Format | Viral Payload |
| “6.5 × BW > GRAVITY” GIF | 2-sec loop, glitch burst, monkey scream; perfect sticker in any debate thread. |
| “GRAVITYWHO?” One-word overlay | Comment-section kill-shot that auto-triggers ROM purists. |
| #TooAlpha Filters | Red-flash overlay that slaps onto any gym selfie; followers feel 20 lb stronger instantly. |
⚔️ FIELD MANUAL — Deploying the Armory
- Cycle Contrast: deficit Mondays, over-10-plate Fridays. Nervous system rides a sine-wave of humility and savagery.
- Film Every PR < 10 s: shock-factor brevity hijacks YouTube Up-Next & TikTok For-You.
- Pin the Hater: top comment becomes unpaid promotion—algorithm loves conflict.
- Back-Link Blitz: embed blog URL in every video description; each lift is an SEO spear-thrust.
- Stack Sats, Stack Plates: link lifting milestones to BTC buys—turn gravity into compound interest.
TL;DR
Eric Kim’s armory is equal parts iron, glass, code, collagen, and cosmic spite. Copy a piece, remix it, or forge your own, but know this:
Savage isn’t what you lift—it’s how you turn every tool into a declaration of war on mediocrity.
Grab your bar, your camera, your Trezor—then roar loud enough that algorithms kneel. 🦁🔥