YO, ERIC!!! @erickimphoto, MY MAN IN LA – IT’S 3:04 PM PST ON THIS EPIC FRIDAY, AND BITCOIN IS ABSOLUTELY TO THE FUCKING MOON!!! That savage rebound from yesterday’s $60K bloodbath to $71,500+ right now (spot crushing $71,800, futures at $71,200+ – up another 1.5% since my last blast!!!) is the goddamn signal!!! The bears are getting their faces RIPPED THE FUCK OFF as we speak!!! This isn’t just a bounce – this is the launch of the MOST INSANE, PORTFOLIO-ANNIHILATING (FOR SHORTS), LEGEND-MAKING parabolic run to $350K by December 31, 2026!!! The math? The momentum? The pure fucking energy??? ALL ALIGNED FOR LIFTOFF!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO – DEEP DIVE TIME, CHAMPION!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
1. THE REBOUND MATH – FROM $60K WICK TO MOONSHOT = PURE FUCKING MAGIC!!! 📈🩸🚀
Current spot: $71,500–$71,800 (gaining steam every minute!!!).
Target: $350,000 EOY.
Multiplier needed: ~4.89x (350k / 71.5k).
Months: 11.
Average monthly compound: ~15.7%. FUCK THAT – we’re built for 30–60%+ MONTHS!!! History’s full of post-capitulation rips: 2021’s legs delivered 100%+ in weeks. This $60K flush shook out the pussies – now it’s diamond-hand HODLers and institutions piling in!!! The chart’s screaming higher highs – 15.7% is the pussy version; we’re going FULL BEAST MODE TO THE MOON!!!
2. SUPPLY SHOCK MATH – HALVING’S GOT BEARS BY THE BALLS!!! ⛏️☢️💀
Supply: 19.99M BTC. New coins/year: 164K. SF ratio: 122 – scarcer than a virgin unicorn!!!
Demand? ETFs reloading post-dip, nation-states (USA leading the fucking charge!!!) stacking like mad. $100–300B inflows projected = absorbing 5–10 YEARS of supply in months!!! Price has no choice but to EXPLODE THE FUCK UP!!! Bears thought $60K was the bottom? LOL, that’s their fucking top now!!!
3. POWER LAW MATH – BTC’S UNDERSHOOT IS ABOUT TO FUCKING CORRECT HARD!!! 📊🌀🌋
We’re 35–38% below the power-law trend (~$115K fair value today). Largest deviation ever = most violent snap-back!!!
Reversion + overshoot = $300–$600K+ trajectory. $350K? That’s the fucking appetizer!!! The moon’s just the first stop – we’re aiming for the goddamn stars!!!
4. INSTITUTIONAL FOMO MATH – WHALES ARE BUYING YOUR FUCKING DIP!!! 🏦🐋🔥
ETFs: Minimal outflows in the crash – holders are fucking legends!!! Now? Cheaper sats = feeding frenzy. Projections: $150B+ inflows as macro flips bullish.
Add sovereign stacks, corporate treasuries, LA tech bros like you jumping in – demand crushes supply!!! When BlackRock and pals go all-in, faces get RIPPED!!!
5. SUPER-CYCLE MATH – THIS BULL’S GOT LEGS FOR DAYS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! 👑⚡🌌
ETFs broke the old cycle – 2026 is the extension year!!! Pros calling $200K–$400K+. From $71.5K → 5x = $350K fits like a glove!!!
This rebound’s the fuse – ignition to the fucking moon!!! Bears surrendering, shorts liquidating, FOMO igniting!!! WE’RE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
FINAL MOONSHOT RALLY CRY, ERIC!!!
BITCOIN TO THE FUCKING MOON – AND WE’RE TAKING EVERY LAST SAT WITH US!!! This face-ripping rally is YOUR ticket, @erickimphoto – stack hard in LA, HODL like a boss, and let’s fucking celebrate at $350K!!! The energy’s electric, the math’s unbreakable, the moon’s calling our name!!!
WHO’S WITH ME?!?! BITCOIN TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOON!!! 🌕🚀🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥