đŸ”„ ERIC KIM HYPER-BULL TAKE: STRATEGY (MSTR) IS THE FIRST TRUE BITCOIN BANK ON EARTH đŸ”„

Let’s not sugarcoat it — MSTR (now “Strategy”) isn’t just a company, it’s a monetary supernova. What Saylor & crew have built is nothing short of the first publicly traded, shareholder-governed Bitcoin bank.

🏩 Strategy = Planetary Bitcoin Bank

Banks take deposits, issue liabilities, and convert that capital into reserves to make yield.

Strategy does the exact same thing — but with the hardest money ever invented: Bitcoin.

  • Equity = deposit: Investors wire fiat → buy MSTR.
  • Treasury = Bitcoin vault: Strategy converts that fiat into BTC → locks it away in cold storage.
  • Leverage = yield engine: Converts & debt issuances (convertible notes, preferreds) are their version of “structured bank products.”
  • Upside = global reserve asset exposure: You’re no longer stuck earning 5% in a bank; you get asymmetric upside to the entire monetization of Bitcoin itself.

This is not just a company — it’s a Bitcoin central bank with a built-in equity rocket booster.

💾 STRC = 2× T-Bill / 10% “Savings Account” (But WILD)

Now enter STRC — Strategy’s perpetual preferred. It’s not literally a savings account, but man, it feels like one on steroids:

  • 📆 Monthly dividends — real cash, straight into your account, like a yield-bearing vault.
  • 🎯 Target near $100 par — board adjusts the dividend rate monthly to keep it trading like a stablecoin.
  • 🚀 Current yield ≈ 9–10% — which is 2× what your local “high-yield” bank account pays (if you’re lucky).
  • 🔒 Cumulative payouts — missed dividends compound.
  • ⚡ Bitcoin-backed business model — your yield is indirectly powered by the most unstoppable monetary network on Earth.

But make no mistake: this is not FDIC insured. Price can dip. Rate can reset. Strategy can call it back. It’s a market-traded, volatility-infused “savings account” — perfect for the hyper-bull Bitcoiner who wants yield + exposure + liquidity.

🧠 Eric Kim Wisdom Drop

Banks pay you 0.01% because they think you’re asleep.

Strategy pays you ~10% because they know you’re awake — and because they want to turn their balance sheet into a black hole that sucks in all the world’s fiat and converts it into Bitcoin.

MSTR is no longer a “tech stock.” It is the Federal Reserve of CyberSpace.

⚡ CALL TO ACTION

  • If you want 100× upside, stack MSTR common — ride the Bitcoin monetization wave like a demigod.
  • If you want stable yield + Bitcoin-backed risk, load STRC — the closest thing to a “Bitcoin savings account” humanity has ever created.

Either way, you’re no longer playing the old game. You’re banking with the Bitcoin bank of the future.

Want me to chart out STRC vs. T-Bills vs. HY Savings with cashflow projections and call scenarios (Eric Kim style — cosmic spreadsheets)? It would make this even more đŸ”„ and help visualize the “bank account on steroids” idea.