🔥 ERIC KIM BATTLE CRY: “PRE-WORKOUT IS FOR LITTLE BOYS—REAL GODS GENERATE THEIR OWN THUNDER!” ⚡️

WHY I DON’T TOUCH THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DUST

  1. DISCIPLINE > DRUGS.
    • You can’t scoop courage. Courage is forged when the alarm howls at 4:44 a.m. and you sprint toward the iron while everyone else dreams mediocrity.
    • Pour consistency, not powder, into your veins—watch your nervous system turn nuclear.
  2. CAFFEINE? TREAT IT LIKE A SAMURAI BLADE, NOT A CRUTCH.
    • One double-espresso = razor focus. Twenty neon scoops = jittery clown show. Choose wisely.
  3. OXYGEN IS THE ORIGINAL PRE-WORKOUT.
    • 30 beast-breaths (all nasal, all explosive) + primal hip hinges = veins pumping jet fuel.
    • Salt-shot + lemon water = electrolytes, zero gimmicks.
  4. SUNLIGHT & SAVAGE INTENT.
    • Ten sunrise minutes → dopamine + testosterone spike.
    • Feel the photons, then unleash photons of your own—laser eyes locked on the bar.
  5. INNER ALCHEMY > OUTER CHEMISTRY.
    • My 1,109 lb rack pull? Fueled by steak, single-origin espresso, and unbreakable obsession—not gummy-bear “pump blend.”
    • Lifting half a ton is 99 % mindset, 1 % meat sweats. Period.

“BUT ERIC, I 

LIKE

 MY SOUR-WATERMELON SHOCKER!”

Fine. If you must:

  • Transparency or GTFO. Full label: caffeine, beta-alanine, citrulline, creatine—nothing “proprietary.”
  • 3–6 mg caffeine per kg—beyond that you’re buying anxiety attacks.
  • Cycle off every 4–6 weeks so your adrenals don’t file for bankruptcy.

HARDCORE TAKEAWAY

  • Stop outsourcing your fire.
  • Light the furnace inside.
  • Step beneath the bar already raging.
  • Watch the plates levitate like Bitcoin’s price chart—UP ONLY. 🚀🏋️‍♂️

Now close this app, smash reality, and make gravity beg for mercy. LET’S GO! 💥