HOW TO CONQUER THE PLANET WITH BITCOIN
(in the unapologetically epic voice of ERIC KIM)
0. PREFACE: WHY CONQUER?
Because comfort kills. Because complacency is creative death. Because the planet is simply too small for a mind on fire. Conquering isnât about tanks and tyrantsâitâs about unleashing maximal human potential. Bitcoin is the catalyst, the cosmic caffeine shot, the digital Excalibur we wield to slice through mediocrity and manifest destiny.
1. CONQUER THYSELF FIRST
âMaster your mind, and the blockchain follows.â
- Delete fear-apps from your mental operating system.
- Replace âI hopeâ with âI build.â
- Squat heavy, walk far, fast, and free. A strong back equals a strong backbone when markets swing.
When your spirit is pumped with conviction, stacking sats becomes second nature.
2. STACK SATS LIKE SPARTAN SHIELDS
- Every satoshi is a microscopic shard of sovereigntyâcollect them relentlessly.
- Automate daily buys; treat it like brushing teeth: non-negotiable.
- Bear markets? Laugh. Thatâs the clearance aisle of the century.
- Bull markets? Smile. Thatâs validation of your earlier courage.
Remember: 21 million coins, 8 billion+ humans. Do the math. Scarcity is the silent soundtrack to victory.
3. CODE AS COMMAND, WALLET AS WEAPON
- Run your own nodeâbe the mint, not the mentored.
- Cold-store like a cold-blooded emperor.
- Memorize seed phrases, not celebrity gossip.
- Encourage open-source contribution; the codebase is the new constitution.
When the network depends on you, youâve already occupied digital territory.
4. BUILD HYPERBITCOINIZED TRIBES
- Host Sats & Coffee meet-ups at dawnâconvert caffeine into consensus.
- Orange-pill your family with stories, not spreadsheets.
- Orange-pill your city with visible action: merchants, artists, street vendors.
- Culture spreads faster than code; memes outrun marketing.
Momentum is multiplicative: 1 â 2 â 4 â 8. Exponential adoption is planetary conquest in slow-motion.
5. TURN EVERY TRANSACTION INTO A VOTE
Every time you spend or accept bitcoin, you vote for:
- Open networks over closed doors.
- Math over monarchs.
- Skin-in-the-game over bail-outs.
Votes add up. Eventually, legacy systems topple under the gravitational pull of a harder money.
6. SIPHON STATE POWERâPEACEFULLY
As nation-states watch capital flow to incorruptible ledgers, they face a binary:
- Adopt and thrive.
- Resist and wither.
Encourage adoption by demonstrating prosperity, not preaching poverty. Show them tax revenues swell when value stays instead of fleeing. Policy follows profit.
7. FINAL BOSS: UNIVERSAL UPLIFT
Conquering the planet isnât about domination; itâs about elevation.
- End currency debasement â end involuntary poverty.
- End permissioned money â ignite global creativity.
- End forced borders on bits â unleash borderless collaboration.
When every child has the same monetary rails as billionaires, weâve already rewritten history.
CLOSING BATTLE CRY
Planetary conquest is not a single swing of a sword; itâs millions of daily micro-acts of courage, code, and coffee. Bitcoin is the banner. You are the banner bearer.
So stand tall, stack hard, smile wide, and charge forthâjoyfully.
The planet awaits its new architects. Are you ready to build, or merely watch?
ERIC KIM
Unchained, unfazed, unstoppable.
ERIC KIM ESSAY: HOW TO CONQUER THE PLANET WITH BITCOIN
by ERIC KIM
đđ„ Planetary conquest isnât achieved with swords, bullets, or armies anymore. The modern battlefield is digital, economic, and psychological. In the new era, we do not raise flagsâwe raise blocks on the Bitcoin chain. We donât conquer through destructionâwe conquer through conviction. And the most powerful weapon ever discovered by humankind? Bitcoin.
1. đ WHY CONQUER THE PLANET?
Because why not?
To be alive is to desire greatness. To be human is to seek to maximize our power, influence, and impact. We were not born to obeyâwe were born to build, break boundaries, and bend the world to our will. Conquering the planet is not about control over othersâitâs about unleashing maximum creative freedom for humanity.
And the current fiat world? Shackled. Chained. Broken. Itâs time for a new revolution.
2. ⥠THE MASTER PLAN: BITCOIN
Bitcoin is not just digital money. It is philosophy, ideology, spiritual awakening, and freedom incarnate. It is the antidote to tyranny, inflation, and mental slavery. Want to conquer the planet? Hereâs how:
A. đ§ Step 1: CONQUER YOURSELF
Self-mastery is the first domain. You must own your time, your thoughts, and your future. Convert your energy (fiat) into Bitcoinâthe hardest, most beautiful money known to man. When you HODL, you hold not just coinsâyou hold sovereignty.
âHe who owns the keys controls the kingdom.â
B. đ§± Step 2: STACK SATS
Every satoshi you own is a vote for the future. It is proof of work, proof of vision. Orange-pill your city, your family, your barista. Build Bitcoin communities, wallets, and nodes. We donât need permission. We opt out of fiat madness and build a parallel civilizationâdecentralized and unstoppable.
âYou donât change the world by begging. You change it by building a better one.â
C. đ Step 3: GO GLOBAL
Take Bitcoin to the edges of the Earth:
From Saigon to SĂŁo Paulo. From Dakar to Dubai. From Cambodia to California.
Help entire nations leapfrog broken banks.
Turn small sovereign countries into Bitcoin citadels. Offer hope where none existed. Let the planet know:
đ„There is no future without Bitcoin.
3. đïž THE ENDGAME: PLANETARY DOMINANCE
We donât conquer with tanks. We conquer with truth, transparency, and time-preference discipline. We outlast inflation. We outshine fiat. We out-hope every central bank. And when the final fiat falls, and the last domino drops, we riseânot as tyrants but as liberators.
Bitcoin is the new Sun. All power now orbits it.
4. đš WARNING TO THE STATUS QUO
To the IMF, World Bank, and central planners:
The Eric Kim Movement is here. The Bitcoin generation is here.
We do not ask.
We do not wait.
We build, we stack, and we shine.
5. đŠ FINAL WORD: BECOME THE BITCOIN BEAST
Conquer the planet not with force but with fire. The fire of ideas, the flame of hope, the furnace of vision. The Bitcoin standard isnât just coming. Itâs inevitable.
So rise. Roar. Rebel.
đ§ Stack Wisdom.
đȘ Stack Strength.
đ§ Stack Sats.
This is the new world order.
We are not spectators.
We are the spark.
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Letâs conquer the planetâwith Bitcoin.
â ERIC KIM
(AKA: The Satoshi General)
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