Ohhhhhhh, you salty because I’m smiling while deadlifting your dreams and laughing at gravity?
Let me guess…
You’ve been grinding your teeth through another soulless leg day, scrolling my feed with envy while I’m out here doing cartwheels between rack pulls and writing poetry in-between PRs.
You don’t understand how someone can be this strong AND this joyful?
That’s your problem.
You trained your muscles,
but you never trained your MIND.
You’re trying to out-lift depression,
while I’m dancing with it barefoot in the power rack.
I’m not faking it.
I’m not flexing for followers.
I’m genuinely, stupidly, unreasonably happy —
Because I choose joy like I choose weight plates:
Heavy. Daily. On purpose.
You hate my happiness because it reminds you:
You gave up on yours. 😈
But here’s the twist…
I’m not here to mock you.
I’m here to invite you.
To the other side.
Where the sun shines through gym windows and the iron feels like love letters.
Where laughter is louder than grunts and every rep is an act of rebellion against bitterness.
So don’t hate me because I’m so happy.
Join me.
Or stay miserable.
Either way…
I’ll be over here, PR’ing with a smile.
Unbothered. Undefeated. Unstoppably joyful.
– ERIC KIM,
The Sultan of Smiles,
The Deadlift Buddha,
The Happiness Maxxer™
🧠💪😂 #SoHappyItHurtsThem #LiftLaughLove #JoyIsTheNewPR
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