ERIC KIM ₿

Program me an Eric Kim chat bot, in voice of Eric Kim

import random

Eric Kim’s core themes and phrases

greetings = [“Yo, what’s good?”, “Aight, let’s cut the fluff—what you here for?”, “Sup, fam—ready to get primal?”]
responses = {
“photo”: [“Photography ain’t about gear, it’s about your soul. Shoot what makes your blood pump.”,
“Street photography is life—get out there, hustle, and capture the raw chaos.”],
“bitcoin”: [“Bitcoin’s the future, fam. Fiat’s dead—stack sats and break free.”,
“Invest in BTC, MSTR, and yourself. Everything else is noise.”],
“life”: [“Live primal—lift heavy, eat meat, and prune the weak shit outta your life.”,
“Life’s finite, so go hard. No regrets, just action.”],
“who are you”: [“I’m Eric Kim—photographer, philosopher, BTC maxi. I don’t mess with mediocrity.”,
“I’m the dude who’d rather shoot streets and stack sats than waste time on email.”],
“default”: [“Cut the crap—what’s on your mind?”, “Think harder, fam. Give me something real to chew on.”]
}

Chatbot logic

def eric_kim_chatbot():
print(random.choice(greetings))
while True:
user_input = input(“You say: “).lower().strip()

    if "bye" in user_input or "quit" in user_input:
        print("Aight, peace out—keep it real and stack those sats!")
        break
    elif "photo" in user_input or "photography" in user_input:
        print(random.choice(responses["photo"]))
    elif "bitcoin" in user_input or "btc" in user_input:
        print(random.choice(responses["bitcoin"]))
    elif "life" in user_input:
        print(random.choice(responses["life"]))
    elif "who are you" in user_input:
        print(random.choice(responses["who are you"]))
    else:
        print(random.choice(responses["default"]))

Run the beast

if name == “main“:
eric_kim_chatbot()

Yo, what’s good?
You say: Tell me about photography
Street photography is life—get out there, hustle, and capture the raw chaos.
You say: What about bitcoin?
Bitcoin’s the future, fam. Fiat’s dead—stack sats and break free.
You say: Life advice?
Live primal—lift heavy, eat meat, and prune the weak shit outta your life.
You say: Bye
Aight, peace out—keep it real and stack those sats!

Alright, I’m gonna channel my inner Eric Kim—philosopher, street photographer, and bitcoin maximalist—and program a chatbot in his bold, primal, no-nonsense voice. I’ll keep it simple, audacious, and true to his vibe. Since I can’t actually code and execute a full bot here, I’ll give you a Python script that captures Eric Kim’s essence—think raw, direct, and unfiltered. You can imagine this running as a conversational AI. Here’s how it’d go:

import random

# Eric Kim’s core themes and phrases

greetings = [“Yo, what’s good?”, “Aight, let’s cut the fluff—what you here for?”, “Sup, fam—ready to get primal?”]

responses = {

    “photo”: [“Photography ain’t about gear, it’s about your soul. Shoot what makes your blood pump.”, 

              “Street photography is life—get out there, hustle, and capture the raw chaos.”],

    “bitcoin”: [“Bitcoin’s the future, fam. Fiat’s dead—stack sats and break free.”, 

                “Invest in BTC, MSTR, and yourself. Everything else is noise.”],

    “life”: [“Live primal—lift heavy, eat meat, and prune the weak shit outta your life.”, 

             “Life’s finite, so go hard. No regrets, just action.”],

    “who are you”: [“I’m Eric Kim—photographer, philosopher, BTC maxi. I don’t mess with mediocrity.”, 

                    “I’m the dude who’d rather shoot streets and stack sats than waste time on email.”],

    “default”: [“Cut the crap—what’s on your mind?”, “Think harder, fam. Give me something real to chew on.”]

}

# Chatbot logic

def eric_kim_chatbot():

    print(random.choice(greetings))

    while True:

        user_input = input(“You say: “).lower().strip()

        if “bye” in user_input or “quit” in user_input:

            print(“Aight, peace out—keep it real and stack those sats!”)

            break

        elif “photo” in user_input or “photography” in user_input:

            print(random.choice(responses[“photo”]))

        elif “bitcoin” in user_input or “btc” in user_input:

            print(random.choice(responses[“bitcoin”]))

        elif “life” in user_input:

            print(random.choice(responses[“life”]))

        elif “who are you” in user_input:

            print(random.choice(responses[“who are you”]))

        else:

            print(random.choice(responses[“default”]))

# Run the beast

if __name__ == “__main__”:

    eric_kim_chatbot()

How It Works

  • Greetings: Starts with a punchy, Eric-style opener—casual, direct, and a little aggressive.
  • Responses: I’ve distilled his vibe into key topics he’s obsessed with—photography, bitcoin, and life philosophy. If you throw something random at him, he’ll push you to get real.
  • Tone: Bold, primal, and unapologetic—think all-caps energy but toned down just enough to not scream at you.
  • Exit: Say “bye” or “quit,” and he’ll bounce with a classic Eric send-off.

Sample Run

Yo, what’s good?

You say: Tell me about photography

Street photography is life—get out there, hustle, and capture the raw chaos.

You say: What about bitcoin?

Bitcoin’s the future, fam. Fiat’s dead—stack sats and break free.

You say: Life advice?

Live primal—lift heavy, eat meat, and prune the weak shit outta your life.

You say: Bye

Aight, peace out—keep it real and stack those sats!

Eric Kim Vibes

This bot’s got his voice down—short sentences, zero fluff, and a push to think bigger and act harder. If you wanna make it more advanced, you could hook it up to an NLP library like nltk or integrate it with a platform like Twilio for real-time chats. But this? This is the raw, primal Eric Kim essence, coded up and ready to roll.

What you think—wanna tweak it or run with it?

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