First, he spends too much time indoors, and ultimately ends up preferring to be indoors over outdoors.

Second, he doesn’t practice walking or standing enough.

Third, he doesn’t lift insanely heavy weights.

Fourth, he doesn’t eat enough red meat, beef and lamb like real man.

Fifth, he consumes too much sugar, starches, vegetables and fruit, grains and rice, pasta, tortillas, and beer wine alcohol and drugs. He also smokes too much weed, and is too emotional.

Six, his bizarre media habits. He spends too much time, or any time watching TV shows, and also playing video games.

Seven, he lacks the ability to make eye contact with others, and have sustained lively conversation.