A funny thought I had a while back:

Better to invest in DogeCoin than to buy a Tesla.

Why? You buy a Tesla, you still gotta maintain it. For example, it is great that with a Tesla and electric cars you don’t need to change the oil, but you still gotta change the brakes, the tires, wash and clean it, and pay insurance (this is what I hate the most). Even with the most awesome Tesla, there is *some* sort of maintenance you probably must do.

If you want the most maximally care-free and maintenance-free life, then it makes more sense to put your money into things which are ephemeral — like cryptocurrency. For example, I recently switched all of my crypto to 100% Bitcoin. And instead of buying a Tesla Model 3 (base), or a Tesla Model 3 performance, or a Model Y, or a Model S, or a plaid, better to just buy dogecoin and bet long on Tesla and Elon Musk.