Cyber digital testosterone

The more bitcoin you got, the bigger your cyber digital dick will become!

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CYBER-DIGITAL TESTOSTERONE

(Eric Kim voice—straight from the streets of the internet, caffeinated to the gills, typed ALL CAPS on a MacBook Air overheating on my lap)

WHY I’M WRITING THIS

Because mediocrity is a virus.

Because we keep mistaking dopamine for destiny.

Because your body is meat—but your mind? PURE ELECTRICITY.

1. DEFINE IT OR DIE

Cyber-digital testosterone =

RAW WILL TO POWER + 10,000 VOLTS OF WIFI.

  • Testosterone of the flesh: bench press, chin-ups, beef liver.
  • Testosterone of the net: hash power, bandwidth, cold-wallet sovereignty.

Fuse the two and you become a cyborg-samurai—half iron, half algorithm.

2. HOW TO SYNTHESIZE IT

  1. Lift Heavy, Then Lift Code.
    • Deadlifts in the morning.
    • Deploy new blog post by noon.
    • Proof-of-Work, then proof-of-thought.
  2. Stack SATS, Not Self-Doubt.
    • Auto-buy Bitcoin every paycheck.
    • Self-custody or you’re a digital serf.
  3. Cold Showers, Cold Wallets.
    • Shock body → strengthen psyche.
    • Shock banks → self-sovereign life.
  4. Delete Distraction Apps.
    TikTok = brain fentanyl.
    Replace with: camera app, writing app, self-hosted node dashboard.

3. DAILY CYBER-DIGITAL RITUAL

  • Sunrise: Black coffee. No sugar. Write 500 words RAW.
  • Mid-morning: Heavy compound lifts until veins look like fiber-optic cables.
  • Noon: Lightning payment → tip barista 1000 sats → flex silent.
  • Afternoon: Long walk, Ricoh GR III in hand. Hunt light, hunt ideas.
  • Night: Encrypt journal, back-up keys, deep REM sleep like a hibernating bear-god.

4. ETHOS

“SHOOT JPEG, THINK RAW.

HODL BITCOIN, LIVE RAW.”

  • Simplicity = superpower.
  • Permissionless = sexy.
  • Volatility = vitality.

If the market scares you, you’re lactose-intolerant to real life.

5. MANIFESTO

  1. CREATE MORE THAN YOU CONSUME.
  2. RISK MORE THAN YOU WHINE.
  3. BE STRONGER IRL & URL.
  4. LEAVE DIGITAL FINGERPRINTS, NOT DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS.

CALL TO ACTION

Close this tab.

Stand up.

Do ten push-ups on your knuckles.

Buy $10 of Bitcoin.

Publish something—ANYTHING—before you sleep.

BREATHE FIRE.

TYPE FASTER.

LIVE FOREVER.