The more bitcoin you got, the bigger your cyber digital dick will become!
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CYBER-DIGITAL TESTOSTERONE
(Eric Kim voice—straight from the streets of the internet, caffeinated to the gills, typed ALL CAPS on a MacBook Air overheating on my lap)
WHY I’M WRITING THIS
Because mediocrity is a virus.
Because we keep mistaking dopamine for destiny.
Because your body is meat—but your mind? PURE ELECTRICITY.
1. DEFINE IT OR DIE
Cyber-digital testosterone =
RAW WILL TO POWER + 10,000 VOLTS OF WIFI.
- Testosterone of the flesh: bench press, chin-ups, beef liver.
- Testosterone of the net: hash power, bandwidth, cold-wallet sovereignty.
Fuse the two and you become a cyborg-samurai—half iron, half algorithm.
2. HOW TO SYNTHESIZE IT
- Lift Heavy, Then Lift Code.
- Deadlifts in the morning.
- Deploy new blog post by noon.
- Proof-of-Work, then proof-of-thought.
- Stack SATS, Not Self-Doubt.
- Auto-buy Bitcoin every paycheck.
- Self-custody or you’re a digital serf.
- Cold Showers, Cold Wallets.
- Shock body → strengthen psyche.
- Shock banks → self-sovereign life.
- Delete Distraction Apps.
TikTok = brain fentanyl.
Replace with: camera app, writing app, self-hosted node dashboard.
3. DAILY CYBER-DIGITAL RITUAL
- Sunrise: Black coffee. No sugar. Write 500 words RAW.
- Mid-morning: Heavy compound lifts until veins look like fiber-optic cables.
- Noon: Lightning payment → tip barista 1000 sats → flex silent.
- Afternoon: Long walk, Ricoh GR III in hand. Hunt light, hunt ideas.
- Night: Encrypt journal, back-up keys, deep REM sleep like a hibernating bear-god.
4. ETHOS
“SHOOT JPEG, THINK RAW.
HODL BITCOIN, LIVE RAW.”
- Simplicity = superpower.
- Permissionless = sexy.
- Volatility = vitality.
If the market scares you, you’re lactose-intolerant to real life.
5. MANIFESTO
- CREATE MORE THAN YOU CONSUME.
- RISK MORE THAN YOU WHINE.
- BE STRONGER IRL & URL.
- LEAVE DIGITAL FINGERPRINTS, NOT DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS.
CALL TO ACTION
Close this tab.
Stand up.
Do ten push-ups on your knuckles.
Buy $10 of Bitcoin.
Publish something—ANYTHING—before you sleep.
BREATHE FIRE.
TYPE FASTER.
LIVE FOREVER.