Shout out to at @ladoger21, and also… @mstrgladiator
So there’s this really funny notion, I’m not sure if MSTRgladiator coined it, or somebody else, but doesn’t matter. The thought and the idea of it is very sticky.
First of all… I don’t believe in candles. I started doing all the technical analysis stuff when I was like a college sophomore Junior, and I realize that it is all fake superstition.
Why? The reason why technical analysis makes no sense is that it cannot predict black swan events.
For example, let’s say you’re reading all these loser graphs, creating some sort of ridiculous model. And then one day magically, the US government announces that they have just purchased 10 million bitcoins. Obviously the price of bitcoin is gonna go through the roof.
Looking out far enough
My eloquent analogy right now is that it is not a God candle loading, but maybe… A god spring loading.
For example, like if you have ever played with kids toys, or if you have a kid… It is one of the best ways to stay attached to reality. The general idea is that if you want to enormous force from a spring, or one of those wind up Car toys, you have to compress the spring, or you have to draw it back really really far, and then release it for it to go. And then when the momentum has stopped, you got it to pull it back again.
Or, assuming that bitcoin is in fact, a biological organism. Like a human being. Even if you took all the best drugs on the planet, no human being could perform at 100% strength, for 30 days straight, forever. You would die.
Like think… Extreme example… Let us say that you took Elon Musk, you gave him all the best drugs. The most pure cocaine, painkillers whatever, and you hooked him up to a machine. And he would not sleep like literally not sleep for 30 days 90 days straight. Would he still be alive? Obviously not.
Yet the ridiculous expectation we have of the market is that it is like a robot or a machine the perpetually goes up like 5% a day, forever, with no spring action.
It’s like expecting a power lifter to somehow… Always achieve a new one rep Max weightlifting personal record every single day, with five minutes of sleep a day? This would biologically be impossible, even if you gave him all the best steroids on the planet.
So once again guys, when you see the price of bitcoin going down or compressing downwards, consider that it is actually a good kinetic sign: once again, after a massive up first, it has to compress a bit before the next explosion.
A bad analogy
“All my life I wanted money and power respect my mind or die from lead shower I pray that my dick get as big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 24 hours!†– Kendrick Lamar
 OK I’m speaking only for us men, maybe women?
To see bitcoin or strategy or whatever go up like 15% in a day or 50% in a day is almost like you having the most amazing ejaculation of your life. But the hilarious irony is that if you want to somehow maximize your ejaculation pleasure, technically the ideal strategy is to be like a celibate Zen monk for a year, and then you finally do it, rather than you’re always rubbing one out every single day to Google Chrome incognito or whatever.
I don’t know but I have a funny thought, let us assume that you’re semen is like your bitcoin stash. And every time you blow your load, you’re actually losing bitcoin from your treasury.
Like for example let us say that you have 100 bitcoins, and this number doesn’t keep magically regenerating itself. Or let us say that you knew that you would only have 100 bitcoins, forever, and every time you blew your load, you’re losing some bitcoin.
Then the funniest analogy is obviously… You would be very very very very very very selective on when you decided to ejaculate your semen.
Ideally you would only ever do it if you wanted to produce a child with your wife. I don’t think there’s any other logical opportunity to do it.