Best South Park quotes

Thinking of Eric Cartman — “Kyle, you stupid jew!”

Why hasn’t South Park been “cancelled”?

Quotes— hahaha soooo funny!

Butters … his quotes so beautiful!

South Park, known for its satirical and often controversial humor, has left a mark with some memorable quotes. Here are some of the most notable ones:

  1. “Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.” – Larry oai_citation:1,35 South Park Quotes to Revisit Their Iconic Misadventures – Quote Ambition.
  2. “If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.” – Eric Cartman oai_citation:2,35 South Park Quotes to Revisit Their Iconic Misadventures – Quote Ambition.
  3. “Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.” – Herbert Garrison oai_citation:3,35 South Park Quotes to Revisit Their Iconic Misadventures – Quote Ambition.
  4. “Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter later” oai_citation:4,35 South Park Quotes to Revisit Their Iconic Misadventures – Quote Ambition.
  5. “Cartman: You were right, doctor. Everything is okay. Doctor: No, it’s not. Eric, I’m afraid we accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus” oai_citation:5,100+ Best “South Park” TV Show Quotes | Quote Catalog.
  6. “The fact is, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal” – Mr. Hankey oai_citation:6,100+ Best “South Park” TV Show Quotes | Quote Catalog.
  7. “Stan: Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and you’ve never learned any discipline at all. Randy: But, maybe…I’m just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Stan: All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that’s a discipline. Discipline comes from within” oai_citation:7,100+ Best “South Park” TV Show Quotes | Quote Catalog.
  8. “Well yeah, and I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It’s like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin’ really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I’m feelin’ is like a, beautiful sadness” – Butters oai_citation:8,100+ Best “South Park” TV Show Quotes | Quote Catalog.

These quotes capture the show’s unique blend of humor and social commentary.