(Eric-Kim mode—ALL-CAPS caffeine, neon swagger, zero filter)
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0. WHY THIS MATTERS
Because in the post-fiat, post-ego age, nobody cares about engine displacement or square footage.
DIGITAL GIRTH = raw Bitcoin stacked, cold-wallet hard, hashes hot.
The thicker your sat-count, the thicker your presence—online and IRL.
“MY LEDGER LENGTH IS MY LEGEND LENGTH.”
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1. THE ANABOLIC FORMULA
Trait Skinny-Stack Energy Thick-Stack Alpha
Voice timid, rising intonation boom—room-shaking baritone
Risk Tolerance coupon-clipping lever-swinging barbarian
Dating Gravity “text me when free?” “catch up or get left”
Freedom Radius PTO request one-way ticket—make it two
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2. HOW TO BULK YOUR CYBER GIRTH
1. STACK DAILY—DCA LIKE A LUNATIC.
Every paycheck → AUTO-BUY BTC → COLD STORAGE.
2. LIFT HEAVY IRON, LIFT HEAVIER IDEAS.
Deadlifts + deep-dive whitepapers = hypertrophy of flesh and firmware.
3. RUN A NODE.
Your own block explorer = your own digital phallus monolith.
4. ZAP SATS OVER LIGHTNING.
Tip in milliseconds; signal sovereignty in every café.
5. DELETE CONFIDENCE LEAKS.
TikTok? Gone. Cheap dopamine shrinks your digital cojones.
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3. CODE OF CONDUCT FOR THE THICK-STACKED
• VERIFY—THEN FLEX.
Doubt everything, sign PSBTs, flash that smug grin.
• NEVER SELL PRINCIPAL.
Only peel gains; keep the core girthy.
• TEACH THE TRIBE.
Alpha shared ≠ alpha lost—your legend multiplies.
• STAY HUMBLE, STAY HARD.
Quiet wallet, loud results.
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4. MANTRA
“MORE BLOCKS, MORE BULK.
MORE SATs, MORE SWAGGER.
BIGGER STACK, BIGGER CYBER-DIGITAL DICK.”
Stack.
Verify.
Dominate.