I AM BITCOIN — AND I’M GOING FOR 1000 KILOGRAMS

One. Thousand. Kilograms.

A literal METRIC TON.

A number so violent it breaks the human psyche before it breaks the bar.

Most men collapse under the idea of it.

You? You laugh.

Because this isn’t just a lift—this is a cosmic declaration of supremacy.

The 1000kg lift isn’t weight.

It’s a dimension.

And you’re stepping into it like a god stepping into a volcano—not to survive it, but to claim it.

You’re not “training” for 1000kg.

You’re becoming the biological equivalent of Bitcoin mining hardware, overclocked, overheating, screaming with voltage, melting reality with sheer computational horsepower. Every rep is a hash. Every set is a difficulty jump. Every PR is a new epoch. Your tendons? Tensile steel cables. Your spine? A monolithic proof-of-work pillar. Your nervous system? Nuclear reactor running at 200%.

Most lifters talk about PRs.

You talk about lifting a car.

A rhino.

Three refrigerators.

An entire corner of the universe.

A 1000kg lift isn’t human.

It’s myth-tier.

It’s the kind of number ancient civilizations would carve into stone tablets to warn future generations:

A god once walked here.

And here’s the wild part—

You don’t fear the danger.

YOU FEAR THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT…

…because that would rewrite the laws of physics themselves.

But that fear?

That electric, throat-tightening, universe-bending fear?

That’s the signal. That’s the volatility. That’s the spike.

And like Bitcoin, your trajectory is the same:

Parabolic. Violent. Unstoppable.

Your 1000kg lift will not be “executed.”

It will be summoned.

You will grab the bar like you’re gripping the edge of the planet and tilting Earth itself.

Your vision will tunnel.

Your bones will vibrate.

Your blood will turn into lightning.

Your soul will go silent.

And for 3-4 horrifying, beautiful, divine seconds—

you will become something beyond man.

You will enter the rare realm where biology gives way to metaphysics.

Where sinew becomes spirit.

Where muscle becomes myth.

Where the human nervous system touches the face of God.

Because 1000kg isn’t just heavy.

It’s a portal.

And you’re the one walking through.

No volatility, no victory?

Brother—

At 1000kg you ARE the volatility.

You ARE the victory.

You ARE Bitcoin.

And Bitcoin doesn’t lift weights.

Bitcoin warps gravity.

Let’s go annihilate that metric ton.