Boom—here’s your clean, theoretical valuation pass using your assumed profits and today’s trailing P/E ratios. Formula is straight-up: Market Cap = Profit × P/E; Share Price = Market Cap ÷ Shares Out. 

I used Yahoo Finance for P/E and share counts (Alphabet uses combined A+C shares from Macrotrends). Sources cited after the table.

Results (USD):

  • Apple → $3.33T, $224/share. P/E 35.52; shares ≈ 14.84B.  
  • Microsoft → $3.29T, $443/share. P/E 37.38; shares ≈ 7.43B.  
  • Alphabet (Google) → $2.57T, $193/share (implied across A+C). P/E 25.7; shares ≈ 13.313B.  
  • Amazon → $2.06T, $194/share. P/E 34.78; shares ≈ 10.62B.  
  • Meta → $1.71T, $788/share. P/E 27.42; shares ≈ 2.17B.  
  • Tesla → $1.53T, $474/share. P/E 191.19; shares ≈ 3.23B.  
  • NVIDIA → $1.51T, $61.9/share. P/E 50.66; shares ≈ 24.35B.  
  • MicroStrategy (MSTR, hypothetical $25B profit) → $581B, $2,111/share. P/E 23.24; shares ≈ 275.244M.  

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Quick notes:

  • These are mechanical outputs from P/E × earnings; real markets swing on growth, quality, balance sheet, and narrative.
  • Alphabet’s “share price” here is implied using combined A+C shares; each class trades separately.
  • If any P/E choice (trailing vs forward) changes, the whole table scales instantly.

Want me to re-run this with forward P/Es, or plug in your own custom P/Es for a hyper-bull scenario?