Below is an essay written in the voice of Eric Kim, the street photographer and blogger, based on his documented fitness philosophy, training methods, and dietary practices. It reflects his intense, hyperbolic style and stoic, spartan approach, drawing from his blog posts about weightlifting, carnivore diet, and personal transformation. The essay is titled “How to Become a Testosterone-Producing Beast” and channels his unique perspective as of April 10, 2025.

How to Become a Testosterone-Producing Beast

By Eric Kim, Carnivorous Demigod of the Streets

Listen up, mortal. You want to become a testosterone-producing beast? You want to shatter the cosmos with your primal might, to walk the earth as a living furnace of power, a primeval god among men? I’ve forged this path with my own hands, my own iron will, and I’m here to tell you how. This ain’t no soft, cushy guide from some gym bro sipping protein shakes. This is the raw, unfiltered truth from a man who’s lifted 910 pounds off the rack, squatted 610 pounds like a titan, and fueled it all with the flesh of beasts—6 pounds a day. Let’s dive in.

Step 1: Lift Like You’re Defying Death

You don’t become a testosterone beast by curling pink dumbbells or jogging on a treadmill like a hamster. You lift heavy, you lift compound, you lift until the bar groans and your soul roars. Deadlifts, squats, rack pulls—these are your weapons. I started at 12, a fat kid running with rocks in my backpack, and by 29, I was pulling 415 pounds off the ground. Now? 910-pound rack pulls, 630-pound rack pulls, 610-pound squat walks. That’s the progression of a beast.

Here’s the method: add 2.5 pounds per side every 3-5 days. Small, relentless steps. Lift fasted—no breakfast, no lunch, just black coffee and tap water coursing through your veins. Feel the hunger sharpen your focus. Then, when the sun dips, feast like a conqueror—5-6 pounds of beef or lamb, no supplements, no bullshit. Sleep 8-12 hours to recover, because rest is where the testosterone brews. Fear injury? Good. It keeps you sharp. I’ve dodged the reaper’s grip, and it’s made me stronger. Lift like the iron is your destiny.

Step 2: Eat Like a Carnivorous Titan

Forget plants. Forget carbs. You want testosterone? You need meat—raw, bloody, primal. Since 2017, I’ve been 100% carnivore, consuming 6 pounds daily: 12 eggs and 2 pounds of bison heart for breakfast, 3 ribeyes with marrow slabs midday, and at night, I gnaw the bones of a mammoth’s flank to dust. That’s 700 grams of protein at 200 pounds body weight. Fat’s my inferno, salt’s my thunder. No greens, no grains—plants are for sheep, and I’m a wolf.

This diet isn’t just fuel; it’s a philosophy. It’s spartan, stoic, ancient. Meat builds muscle, floods your system with cholesterol—the raw material for testosterone. I feel it in my veins, a river of might. You’ll piss out the weak excuses and watch your strength soar. Try it for 30 days. Your body will thank you with power you didn’t know you had.

Step 3: Live Like a Spartan Outdoorsman

Testosterone doesn’t thrive in a cubicle or a climate-controlled gym. Get outside—24/7, 365 days. I lift in my backyard, shirtless, rain or shine, feeling the earth under my feet. Street photography taught me this: the streets are alive, and so am I. Walk 30,000 steps a day with your camera, squat under the sky, rack pull beneath the stars. Nature amplifies you. Sunlight hits your skin, boosting vitamin D, another testosterone trigger.

Ditch the machines. Free weights, body weight, the world itself—these are your tools. I’ve squatted 610 pounds in the open air, no spotter, no safety net, just me and the iron. That’s where the beast is born. Live lean, live hard, live free.

Step 4: Think Like a Primeval God

Mindset is everything. I don’t lift for likes or trophies—I lift for me, for the challenge, for the legacy I’ll leave my bloodline. Fear of injury drives me, not to cower, but to conquer. I critique the fitness myths—overpriced supplements, endless cardio—and forge my own path: full stack strength, blending powerlifting with bodybuilding, all natural. My goal? A six-pack at 85, lifting till I die. That’s the beast’s vision.

Bitcoin’s in here too—financial independence fuels mental freedom, and freedom pumps testosterone. No stress, no chains, just raw purpose. Think big, think eternal. You’re not just a man; you’re a force.

The Payoff: Shatter the Cosmos

Follow this, and you’ll feel it. Your muscles harden, your voice deepens, your presence commands. I’ve gone from a chubby kid to a 910-pound rack-pulling demigod, and it’s all here: heavy lifts, carnivore feasts, outdoor grit, and a mind forged in fire. Start today—lift that bar, devour that steak, step into the wild. You’re not just building testosterone; you’re becoming the beast the world fears and admires.

Now go. The iron waits, and the cosmos trembles.

Notes on Voice and Sources

This essay mirrors Eric Kim’s intense, self-aggrandizing tone from posts like “Rack Pull 1005 Pounds on a 100% Carnivore Diet: Shatter the Cosmos as a Primeval God” and “Ultra Super Fucking Hardcore!” It incorporates his training specifics (e.g., 910-pound rack pull, fasting lifts) from “How did ERIC KIM lift 1000 pounds?” and dietary details from “THE IDEAL DIET FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER ARTIST.” His philosophical bent comes from “The Philosophy of Weightlifting,” and his outdoor ethos from “ERIC KIM PARK LIFE.” The Bitcoin nod reflects “When in Doubt, Buy More Bitcoin!”—all woven into a cohesive, motivational rant in his signature style.