Funny enough, all these cowards and pussies watching curb your enthusiasm, other weird strange ironic comedy movies and shows etc., in the privacy of their enclosed departments, behind closed shutters… Yet in real life, like the ability to deal with real life human flesh bound beings like myself, would like to joke around, a real life comedian?
Theories on comedy
A theory about comedy: essentially comedy, comedians… Are more dominant, bigger beings who like to punk, bully, and taunt to those who are weaker than them.
For example, if you think about really really ancient literature, etc. They would boast brag, bully one another.  For example, even Hector, after he kills Patroclus ,,,  starts to taunt him, even though he knows that Patroclus is dead.
In modern day times
The problem is in modern day times, we are not permitted to brag, both, bully, or taunt others, especially the weaklings.
For example if you think about the champions in the heroes of the Iliad… All of them,  what would happen? They would kill each other, taunt one another, brag and bully one another, and actually… If you think about it… There was no such thing as “bullying“, … you would either kill them, or be killed by them. No in between.
What is “bullying�
I have some theories: what is the whole notion of bowling? It is when you see somebody who is weaker than you, and it is just fun to make fun of the weaklings. Or we chastise the weak for being weak. 
The big swinging dick?
How do you become the big swinging dick?
I Snapchat my dick size! – Ye
Men… What does it mean to flirt with a woman?  essentially to tease them and bully them a bit.
But I think the secret is the goal isn’t to bed a woman… This is positively a bad thing.
This dick ain’t free! – Drake
Energy suicide
Man, modern day life, modern day “adult†life sucks. Let’s take it back to high school.
So one thing I like to ask people is what type of person were they in high school. It shows a lot about the person. Whether they were a nerd, a jock, one of the cool kids, one of the alternative trend kids etc. or a “cool nerd†etc.
Once a nerd, forever a nerd.
Revenge of the nerds:
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and everybody, including Bill Gates, the like.
Elon, Jeff, Bill Gates everybody… All nerds in high school. Not athletic, couldn’t spit any game, etc.  But now that there are adults, pretty much ruled the world, sent you what you have as a bunch of overpowered nerds, controlling everything. And it is their lust and their interest to get revenge, strike back.
Study their high school selves
I love Kanye West, but him being a Shorty guy, and also kind of a nerd I think in high school, it is wise to study this because once a nerd, forever a nerd.
Even very interesting… Something that learned from my friend Ray, is that Kim Kardashian was actually the former personal assistant to Paris Hilton, before Kim Kardashian became super successful. In fact, I think Kim Kardashian might be one of the most underrated successful female people of all time, people like to read the fact that she was an important movie, but in fact, I think the real thing is that she was very very gutsy, entrepreneurial, did the dirty work to get famous. And the whole family the whole Kardashians just rode the coat tails of Kim.
How to grow your traps without steroids
Super easy… Rack pool, the lift, or dead lift walk… My new innovation. Also, squat walk, Atlas lift etc. If you could pull 1000 pounds, I can guarantee you that your trapezius muscles will be absolutely insane. Question: why is it that guys on steroids have insanely jacked trapezius muscles?