unroll.me— perhaps the best apps are the ones which *REMOVE* clutter and BS from your life?

The extreme beauty of the unrollme app from the App Store:

Connect it to your Gmail, then click (…), then check “select all”… and just mass unsubscribe from *all* your emails!!

This is BS: I have never *opted in* to any of these bullshit email newsletters or notifications. The only email subscriptions — these mofos had a “opt me in” (hidden sneaky) feature in some box I didn’t see … and I got enrolled into this email subscription spam I never signed up for.