Why I will never get a tattoo.

Getting a tattoo as one of the most foolish lemming things one can do.

Exceptions — people in the military, or perhaps even in gangs.

Just think the Sneetches by Dr. Seuss— nowadays, you’re more distinguished to NOT have a star on your belly than having it!

Similarly speaking, Rolex’s are lame. So are Porsche 911/GT3 RS cars, even Teslas. The new flex is a murdered out Prius Prime or Hyundai Sonata.