Only tossers, salad tosses drive Porsche 911‘s, or these other obnoxious loud cars.

The issue at hand is that honestly, the skinny fat small dick losers, over fat Shorty guys want to see masculine in their cool cars, driving super fast, making their exhaust make loud sounds. But if you ever stand to them, face-to-face, you’ll realize how much more tall, handsome, And physically dominant you are to them.

Also ethically, if you drive super super fast, there’s a chance that their reckless driving behavior, might either directly or indirectly cause a car accident, causing your family, the potential death of your child?