ON BECOMING A TRUE MAN.

What does it mean to become a “true” man?

First, an air of insouciance.

Second, the unhurried flaneur ethos. No plan, no planning.

Third, disregard for self preservation and material things.

Four, obsession with your body, self beautification.

Fifth, no excuses. Only opportunities ripe and waiting to be exploited!

Six, preference to be outdoors and ideally topless.

Seven, passion for steel and iron!

Eight — 100% carnivore diet. Only meat, red meat. Beef and lamb— the fattier the cuts the better!