Scissor/Lamborghini Doors are Overrated

I think we like the idea of the scissor doors, or the Lamborghini doors, the butterfly doors, or the suicide doors more so than the reality.

Revuelto — insanely lame?

My first intervention is this; rather than having doors that go upwards, why not just flap your arms at the gym and hype yourself up and get insanely loud and obnoxious in real life instead?