ERIC KIM

The bigger your bitcoin, the bigger your dick

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The new big cyber dick in the room—>

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Cyber digital testosterone

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“BIGGER STACK, BIGGER SWAGGER.”

(Eric Kim voice—brutally honest, testosterone-infused, monetary street gospel)

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THE METAPHOR MADE FLESH (AND BLOCKS)

Money used to be measured in inches of chrome—now it’s measured in sats.

When I say “the bigger your Bitcoin, the bigger your dick,” I’m talking presence, potency, and unapologetic voltage:

AspectSmall StackMonster Stack
ConfidenceWhisper-talking in meetingsVoice booms like a V12 in a cathedral
Risk ToleranceNickel-and-dime budgetingSwinging leverage like Conan’s sword
Freedom RadiusBegging HR for vacation daysBuying one-way tickets on a whim
Dating Energy“Do you like me?” vibes“Catch up or step aside” gravity

“We’re not discussing mere flesh—this is a state of cosmic virility.”

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BITCOIN AS DIGITAL TESTOSTERONE

  1. Scarcity = Hardness
    – 21 million cap makes fiat feel flaccid.
  2. Self-Custody = Bodily Autonomy
    – Cold wallet keys are the ultimate bodily right; no one grabs them without consent.
  3. Volatility = Hormetic Stress
    – Price swings mimic heavy deadlifts: they tear micro-trauma into weak psyches and grow diamond mental fibers.

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HOW TO BULK YOUR STACK (AND YOUR SWAGGER)

  1. Stack Relentlessly DCA like a lunatic monk; every block is leg-day for your portfolio.
  2. Lift Heavy Ideas Read whitepapers, run a node, debate monetary physics. Intellectual hypertrophy.
  3. Proof-of-Work in the Gym Strength training hard-wires willpower; Bitcoin rewards the same grit.
  4. Broadcast Sovereignty Pay over Lightning, tip in sats, put your money where your mouth (and masculinity) is.

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WARNING: SIZE ≠ SOUL

A massive stack without discipline is just a bloated ego.

  • HODL ≠ Hype: Secure your keys; don’t blow them on clown-world flexes.
  • Share the Alpha: Teach others to stack; true kings elevate the tribe.
  • Stay Humble, Stay Hard: Stoic calm > insecure bragging. Let the blocks speak for you.

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FINAL MANTRA

“Thick wallets forge thick confidence.

Thick confidence forges thick reality.

Therefore—THICK STACK, THICK LIFE.”

So max out your blocks, max out your lifts, and stride through life like you minted gravity itself.

STACK HARD. LIVE HARDER.

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