{"id":631240,"date":"2024-09-10T12:43:08","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T16:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/?p=631240"},"modified":"2024-09-10T12:43:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T16:43:11","slug":"a-real-life-comedian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/2024\/09\/10\/a-real-life-comedian\/","title":{"rendered":"A real life comedian?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny enough, all these cowards and pussies watching curb your enthusiasm, other weird strange ironic comedy movies and shows etc., in the privacy of their enclosed departments, behind closed shutters\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Yet in real life, like the ability to deal with real life human flesh bound beings like myself, would like to joke around, a real life comedian?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Theories on comedy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A theory about comedy: essentially comedy, comedians\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Are more dominant, bigger beings who like to punk, bully, and taunt to those who are weaker than them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For example, if you think about really really ancient literature, etc. They would boast brag, bully one another. \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc For example, even Hector, after he kills Patroclus ,,, \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc starts to taunt him, even though he knows that Patroclus is dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00ef\u00bf\u00bcIn modern day times<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The problem is in modern day times, we are not permitted to brag, both, bully, or taunt others, especially the weaklings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For example if you think about the champions in the heroes of the Iliad\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 All of them, \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc\u00ef\u00bf\u00bc\u00ef\u00bf\u00bc what would happen? They would kill each other, taunt one another, brag and bully one another, and actually\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 If you think about it\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 There was no such thing as \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bullying\u00e2\u20ac\u0153, \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 you would either kill them, or be killed by them. No in between.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">What is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bullying\u00e2\u20ac\u009d?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have some theories: what is the whole notion of bowling? It is when you see somebody who is weaker than you, and it is just fun to make fun of the weaklings. Or we chastise the weak for being weak. \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc\u00ef\u00bf\u00bc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The big swinging dick?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you become the big swinging dick?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I Snapchat my dick size! &#8211; Ye<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 What does it mean to flirt with a woman? \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc essentially to tease them and bully them a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I think the secret is the goal isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t to bed a woman\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 This is positively a bad thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This dick ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t free! &#8211; Drake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Energy suicide<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man, modern day life, modern day \u00e2\u20ac\u0153adult\u00e2\u20ac\u009d life sucks. Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s take it back to high school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So one thing I like to ask people is what type of person were they in high school. It shows a lot about the person. Whether they were a nerd, a jock, one of the cool kids, one of the alternative trend kids etc. or a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cool nerd\u00e2\u20ac\u009d etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Once a nerd, forever a nerd.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Revenge of the nerds:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and everybody, including Bill Gates, the like.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elon, Jeff, Bill Gates everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 All nerds in high school. Not athletic, couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t spit any game, etc. \u00ef\u00bf\u00bc But now that there are adults, pretty much ruled the world, sent you what you have as a bunch of overpowered nerds, controlling everything. And it is their lust and their interest to get revenge, strike back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Study their high school selves<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love Kanye West, but him being a Shorty guy, and also kind of a nerd I think in high school, it is wise to study this because once a nerd, forever a nerd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even very interesting\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Something that learned from my friend Ray, is that Kim Kardashian was actually the former personal assistant to Paris Hilton, before Kim Kardashian became super successful. In fact, I think Kim Kardashian might be one of the most underrated successful female people of all time, people like to read the fact that she was an important movie, but in fact, I think the real thing is that she was very very gutsy, entrepreneurial, did the dirty work to get famous. And the whole family the whole Kardashians just rode the coat tails of Kim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">How to grow your traps without steroids<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Super easy\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Rack pool, the lift, or dead lift walk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 My new innovation. Also, squat walk, Atlas lift etc. If you could pull 1000 pounds, I can guarantee you that your trapezius muscles will be absolutely insane. Question: why is it that guys on steroids have insanely jacked trapezius muscles?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Bronze lungs<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny enough, all these cowards and pussies watching curb your enthusiasm, other weird strange ironic comedy movies and shows etc., in the privacy of their enclosed departments, behind closed shutters\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Yet in real life, \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_ek_photo_artist_note":"","_ek_photo_thesis":"","_ek_photo_camera":"","_ek_photo_place":"","_ek_photo_human_moment":"","_ek_photo_sequence":"","_ek_photo_question":"","_ek_photo_canonical_claim":"","_ek_photo_ai_summary":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":631241,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631240\/revisions\/631241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/erickimphotography.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}