I don’t trust all these neo-hippies who want to live “off the grid” and do this strange degenerate “van life” thing. I prefer living on the grid. I like access to hygiene, clean water on tap, WiFi, electricity, and washer and dryer in my tiny luxury apartment. I like having my gigabit internet fiber optic to upload videos at insane speeds. Why live off the grid? Is it a sign of life and societal weariness, exhaustion, and nihilism?